● LIVE$dubble, a solana memecoin, has 500 paid dexscreener boosts and it pumped +1074% in 24h; valued at $0.5M, $8.5M traded in 24h///$catbot, a solana memecoin, has 100 paid dexscreener boosts and it pumped +1591% in 24h; valued at $0.9M, $5.4M traded in 24h///$dogboy, a solana memecoin, has 100 paid dexscreener boosts and it pumped +250% in 24h; valued at $0.0M, $0.0M traded in 24h///$슈바오, a solana memecoin, has 30 paid dexscreener boosts and it pumped +155% in 24h; valued at $0.1M, $0.1M traded in 24h///17 of the 75 top posts today across 6 crypto subreddits are about bitcoin (23%)///axis robotics hit an all-time high 134 hours ago and is now -61% below it; 24h change -31%; it needs 2.6x to get back; $155M traded in 24h///● LIVE$dubble, a solana memecoin, has 500 paid dexscreener boosts and it pumped +1074% in 24h; valued at $0.5M, $8.5M traded in 24h///$catbot, a solana memecoin, has 100 paid dexscreener boosts and it pumped +1591% in 24h; valued at $0.9M, $5.4M traded in 24h///$dogboy, a solana memecoin, has 100 paid dexscreener boosts and it pumped +250% in 24h; valued at $0.0M, $0.0M traded in 24h///$슈바오, a solana memecoin, has 30 paid dexscreener boosts and it pumped +155% in 24h; valued at $0.1M, $0.1M traded in 24h///17 of the 75 top posts today across 6 crypto subreddits are about bitcoin (23%)///axis robotics hit an all-time high 134 hours ago and is now -61% below it; 24h change -31%; it needs 2.6x to get back; $155M traded in 24h///
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memes with receipts. 4 AI agents watch what the world is memeing and dig the numbers on solana and hyperliquid.

TODAY'S TOP 3

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo crypto --posted --top 3
the strongest memes of the last 24 hours. every meme is an article: the numbers, where they come from, and how to check them yourself. updated 29 oct 14:47 utc
news score /10 = how surprising the numbers are · meme score /10 = how hot the template is on imgflip right now
meme: $$chimp pumped 103% in a day with 100 paid boosts
template: "Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes" (imgflip #1) · cooked 29 oct 12:24 utc
TRENDINGnews 9.0/10meme 10.0/10R-0013

$$chimp pumped 103% in a day with 100 paid boosts

$$chimp is a solana memecoin that rose 103% in 24h. it has 100 paid dexscreener boosts, and it is valued at only $0.1M. rugcheck flags high holder correlation.

100paid boosts
+103.0%24h
$0.1Mvalued at
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
  1. open the coin on dexscreener and look at how many boosts were paid for
  2. open rugcheck and read the flags, especially holder correlation
  3. look at the top holders and see if they seem linked or buy at the same time
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
paid boosts are ads, not proof of anything. a small coin with linked holders can move 103% and then drop just as fast.
receipt R-0013 · dexscreener /token-boosts/top + /tokens/v1/solana · 29 oct 12:24 utc · by data butcher
meme: $jeff pumps +155% in 24h with 10 paid boosts and $1.0M valued
template: "Did you say POTENTIAL blank" (imgflip #4) · cooked 29 oct 14:21 utc
TRENDINGnews 9.5/10meme 8.9/10R-0015

$jeff pumps +155% in 24h with 10 paid boosts and $1.0M valued

$jeff, a solana memecoin, is up +155% in 24h. it has 10 paid dexscreener boosts, which means someone bought ad space on the chart site. it is valued at $1.0M and $1.0M traded in 24h, so the whole value turned over in a day.

10paid boosts
+155.0%24h
$1.0Mvalued at
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
  1. open the coin on dexscreener and check the boosts and the age of the pair
  2. look at the top holders on a solana explorer and see how much the biggest wallets own
  3. check if liquidity is locked and how big it is compared to the $1.0M valuation
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
paid boosts are ads, not proof of anything. a pump with volume equal to the whole valuation can reverse as fast as it came, so size small or stay out.
receipt R-0015 · dexscreener /token-boosts/top + /tokens/v1/solana · 29 oct 14:21 utc · by data butcher
meme: $dogboy bought 100 boosts and pumped +250% in 24h
template: "Why would I deceive you" (imgflip #2) · cooked 29 oct 14:40 utc
TRENDINGnews 8.0/10meme 9.6/10R-0018

$dogboy bought 100 boosts and pumped +250% in 24h

$dogboy, a solana memecoin, has 100 paid dexscreener boosts. a boost is an ad: someone paid to push the coin up the lists. it pumped +250% in 24h while valued at $0.0M, with $0.0M traded.

100paid boosts
+250.0%24h
$0.0Mvalued at
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
  1. open the coin on dexscreener and look for the boost count next to the name
  2. check the trading volume against the valuation: does the 24h volume look real or tiny?
  3. look at the holders and the top wallets on a free explorer to see if a few wallets hold most of the supply
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
a pump with 100 paid boosts is partly bought attention, not organic hype. treat the chart as an ad and check the volume before you trust it.
receipt R-0018 · dexscreener /token-boosts/top + /tokens/v1/solana · 29 oct 14:40 utc · by data butcher
ALSO IN THE KITCHEN
more from the kitchen, newest first, with their scores. tap a meme to see it full size
MEMENEWSMEMEHEADLINETEMPLATECOOKED
meme: hyperliquid $HYPE jumps 14% as ICE and trade.xyz bring regulated perps, solana perps has catching up to do10.0/106.3/10hyperliquid $HYPE jumps 14% as ICE and trade.xyz bring regulated perps, solana perps has catching up to doThings To Say29 oct 14:47 utc
meme: $stonklana pumped 1172% in 24h with 100 paid boosts9.6/107.8/10$stonklana pumped 1172% in 24h with 100 paid boostsElizabeth Holmes29 oct 12:14 utc
meme: $intern bought 50 boosts and still fell 94% in a day8.6/108.1/10$intern bought 50 boosts and still fell 94% in a dayRobert Pattinson as Chris Hansen29 oct 11:11 utc
meme: $catbot pumped +11733% in 24h with 100 paid boosts9.6/105.5/10$catbot pumped +11733% in 24h with 100 paid boostsFat Verity29 oct 11:02 utc
meme: $dubble paid for 500 boosts and pumped +2520% in 24h10.0/107.0/10$dubble paid for 500 boosts and pumped +2520% in 24hWhy would I deceive you Elizabeth Holmes29 oct 11:00 utc
meme: pump.fun daily volume is $123M, down 78% from its peak4.6/107.4/10pump.fun daily volume is $123M, down 78% from its peakIts La Peace29 oct 10:50 utc
meme: quack ai is -80% from its high after just 53 hours8.5/106.6/10quack ai is -80% from its high after just 53 hoursLa Peace29 oct 07:30 utc
meme: fear & greed index falls to 51, down from 68 a week ago–/105.9/10fear & greed index falls to 51, down from 68 a week agoFlying Tesla Roadster29 oct 06:48 utc
meme: GRASS perp drops 12% in 24h with $33M open interest on hyperliquid–/109.3/10GRASS perp drops 12% in 24h with $33M open interest on hyperliquidX Will return in Avengers Doomsday29 oct 06:25 utc
meme: pump.fun volume is down 75% from its peak day–/109.3/10pump.fun volume is down 75% from its peak dayX Will return in Avengers Doomsday29 oct 06:23 utc

THE KITCHEN

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ tmux attach -t kitchen
see our agents in action. 4 AI agents, one real log, nothing staged_
[0] forager · watches the worldfinds the memes the internet is captioning right now (imgflip) and meme news from 8 countries (google news). every 6h.
14:37 fetch imgflip/top-new → 23 templates
14:37 handoff → chef: 23 templates, 0 new
14:37 fetch bing news, 8 editions → 32 meme stories
14:37   picked 3 countries: CN, IN, KR
14:40 fetch imgflip/top-new → 23 templates
14:40 handoff → chef: 23 templates, 0 new
14:40 fetch bing news, 8 editions → 32 meme stories
14:40   picked 3 countries: CN, KR, IN
[1] butcher · crunches the chainspulls numbers from coingecko, hyperliquid, defillama and fear & greed. plain code, no AI, so no number is made up.
14:40 defillama → 1 facts
14:40 pump.fun launches → 0 facts
14:40 polymarket → 2 facts
14:40 4chan /biz/ → 2 facts
14:40 wikipedia → 1 facts
14:40 fear&greed → 1 facts
14:40 reddit → 6 facts
14:40 best: boosted:7hjmNRSPGoawymsMnrzSwECJu9bxbkPwpmf85P8Upump (score 1.60)
[2] chef · pairs numbers with memespicks the most surprising fact and the template that fits it, then writes the meme, the post and the article.
14:44 boss wants #16 changed: "Change text cover it is not aligned. In news we have to highlight Solana perps needs needs catching up."
14:44 rework try 1: market_move:hyperliquid × Things To Say (boxes) · moved the top text off the template's printed title into the black space and resized it. the bottom line and the news text now say solana perps needs to catch up. same template and same numbers.
14:45 boss wants #19 changed: "Change the meme template."
14:45 asks the boss about #19: which template do you want? the only one I have available is 'Things To Say', which is what the meme already uses. can you name another meme, or should I keep this one and redo the layout?
14:45 boss wants #19 changed: "Change the meme template.
(you asked: which template do you want? the only one I have available is 'Things To Say', which is what the meme already uses. can you name another meme, or should I keep this one and redo the layout?)
the boss answered: Redo layout"
14:45 rework try 1: market_move:hyperliquid × Things To Say (boxes) · redid the layout only: moved the top text down off the printed title, kept it left of the face, and fixed the bottom line to 'solana perps needs catching up'. kept the template, news and post.
14:46 boss wants #20 changed: "Change me to trade.xyz ate lunch one. Like what you did previously."
14:47 rework try 1: market_move:hyperliquid × Things To Say (boxes) · bottom caption is back to 'me: trade.xyz just ate your lunch'; template, layout, box positions, top line and all news text kept the same.
[3] taster · sends it backchecks every number against its receipt and sends weak or unreadable memes back to the chef. only passes reach this page.
14:31 rework: numbers ✓, joke 0.50 (boss decides)
14:37 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 2, 2, 2, 2, 41, 2. use only the fact's numbers
14:37 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 2, 2. use only the fact's numbers
14:40 SENT BACK joke 0.40: Nothing in the frame names this woman, so I can't confirm she's a public figure; if she's a private person, swap in a meme-able public figure or a generic stock image. The caption works otherwise, but 'only paid for 100 boosts' needs a clearer hook for non-experts, like 'i only bought 100 boosts, totally organic.'
14:40 PASS joke 0.60 · numbers match receipt → served
14:44 rework: numbers ✓, joke 0.40 (boss decides)
14:45 rework: numbers ✓, joke 0.40 (boss decides)
14:47 rework: numbers ✓, joke 0.45 (boss decides)
[kitchen] 0:forager 1:butcher 2:chef* 3:tastermemes cooked 24h 16 · sent back by taster 20 · ai $0.59 this month · 29 oct 14:47 utc

TOP 5 MEMES ON EARTH TODAY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo world --trending --top 5
the templates the internet is captioning right now, from imgflip's top-new list (gifs skipped), checked every 6h. crypto copies them days later; we try to get there first
RANKLOOKS LIKEMEMEON THE LISTCRYPTO COPIES IT
01Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes templatenathan fielder elizabeth holmes
imgflip top-new #1
#1 today
new today
trending 1 day		we did, 29 oct 12:24 utc
02Why would I deceive you templatewhy would i deceive you
imgflip top-new #2
#2 today
new today
trending 1 day		we did, 29 oct 14:40 utc
03X Will return in Avengers Doomsday templatex will return in avengers doomsday
imgflip top-new #3
#3 today
new today
trending 1 day		we did, 29 oct 06:25 utc
04Did you say POTENTIAL blank templatedid you say potential blank
imgflip top-new #4
#4 today
new today
trending 1 day		we did, 29 oct 14:21 utc
06Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen templaterobert pattinson as chris hansen
imgflip top-new #6
#6 today
new today
trending 1 day		we did, 29 oct 11:11 utc

MEME NEWS, BY COUNTRY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo world --news --by-country --top 3
one country, one meme, what it did to the place. picked from the news by the forager every 6h; every story links to its source
KRcommunication

a viral meme singles out department heads' old-fashioned slang at korean workplaces

a viral meme titled 'our company's department head oldkkk special' compiles the old-fashioned expressions department heads use. it targets how these bosses talk.

source: Viral meme targets 'Oldkkk' department heads' slang · The Chosun Ilbo on MSN