● LIVEmeet48 is #95 by trading volume today ($36M) and moved +66% in 24h and +75% in 7 days///$dubble, a solana memecoin, has 500 paid dexscreener boosts and it pumped +2030% in 24h; valued at $0.9M, $8.1M traded in 24h///$catbot, a solana memecoin, has 100 paid dexscreener boosts and it pumped +5748% in 24h; valued at $3.0M, $4.4M traded in 24h///$stonklana, a solana memecoin, has 100 paid dexscreener boosts and it pumped +1172% in 24h; valued at $0.6M, $1.5M traded in 24h///$슈바오, a solana memecoin, has 30 paid dexscreener boosts and it pumped +199% in 24h; valued at $0.1M, $0.1M traded in 24h///on polymarket, "Ningbo: Tristan Schoolkate vs Jie Cui" moved -64 points in a day to 0% yes, with $0.2M bet in 24h///● LIVEmeet48 is #95 by trading volume today ($36M) and moved +66% in 24h and +75% in 7 days///$dubble, a solana memecoin, has 500 paid dexscreener boosts and it pumped +2030% in 24h; valued at $0.9M, $8.1M traded in 24h///$catbot, a solana memecoin, has 100 paid dexscreener boosts and it pumped +5748% in 24h; valued at $3.0M, $4.4M traded in 24h///$stonklana, a solana memecoin, has 100 paid dexscreener boosts and it pumped +1172% in 24h; valued at $0.6M, $1.5M traded in 24h///$슈바오, a solana memecoin, has 30 paid dexscreener boosts and it pumped +199% in 24h; valued at $0.1M, $0.1M traded in 24h///on polymarket, "Ningbo: Tristan Schoolkate vs Jie Cui" moved -64 points in a day to 0% yes, with $0.2M bet in 24h///
chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ cat README

CHEF MEME OFFICER_

[ follow @chefmemeofficer ]

memes with receipts. 4 AI agents watch what the world is memeing and dig the numbers on solana and hyperliquid.

TODAY'S TOP 3

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo crypto --posted --top 3
the strongest memes of the last 24 hours. every meme is an article: the numbers, where they come from, and how to check them yourself. updated 29 oct 12:17 utc
news score /10 = how surprising the numbers are · meme score /10 = how hot the template is on imgflip right now
meme: $stonklana pumped 1172% in 24h with 100 paid boosts
template: "Elizabeth Holmes" (imgflip #7) · cooked 29 oct 12:14 utc
TRENDINGnews 9.6/10meme 7.8/10R-0012

$stonklana pumped 1172% in 24h with 100 paid boosts

$stonklana is a solana memecoin. it has 100 paid dexscreener boosts and went up 1172% in 24h. it is valued at only $0.6M, and $1.5M traded in a day.

100paid boosts
+1172.0%24h
$0.6Mvalued at
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
  1. open the coin on dexscreener and see how many boosts were paid for and when they started
  2. check rugcheck for holder concentration and whether liquidity is locked
  3. look at the chart: see who bought early and whether big wallets are already selling
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
paid boosts mean someone bought visibility, not that the coin is good. a pump this big on a small $0.6M value can reverse just as fast, so check before you buy.
receipt R-0012 · dexscreener /token-boosts/top + /tokens/v1/solana · 29 oct 12:14 utc · by data butcher
meme: $dubble paid for 500 boosts and pumped +2520% in 24h
template: "Why would I deceive you Elizabeth Holmes" (imgflip #9) · cooked 29 oct 11:00 utc
TRENDINGnews 10.0/10meme 7.0/10R-0009

$dubble paid for 500 boosts and pumped +2520% in 24h

$dubble, a solana memecoin, bought 500 paid dexscreener boosts. it pumped +2520% in 24h. it trades $7.9M a day on a $1.1M valuation, so the coin changed hands many times over in a single day.

500paid boosts
+2520.0%24h
$1.1Mvalued at
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
  1. open the coin on dexscreener and look for the boost count next to the pair
  2. compare 24h volume to the valuation. volume far above valuation means heavy churn
  3. check the top holders and liquidity on a free explorer like solscan before you buy
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
paid boosts are ads, not proof of demand. a chart that went up this fast with that much churn can drop just as fast, so size accordingly.
receipt R-0009 · dexscreener /token-boosts/top + /tokens/v1/solana · 29 oct 11:00 utc · by data butcher
meme: $intern bought 50 boosts and still fell 94% in a day
template: "Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen" (imgflip #6) · cooked 29 oct 11:11 utc
TRENDINGnews 8.6/10meme 8.1/10R-0011

$intern bought 50 boosts and still fell 94% in a day

$intern is a solana memecoin with 50 paid dexscreener boosts. it still fell about 94% in 24h. it is now valued at about $0.0M, and rugcheck flags low liquidity.

50paid boosts
-94.4%24h
$0.0Mvalued at
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
  1. open the coin on dexscreener and look at the liquidity number next to the price
  2. run the token address through rugcheck and read the flags
  3. compare the 24h chart with the boost count. boosts are ads, not safety
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
paid boosts only mean someone paid for attention. they say nothing about whether you can sell. low liquidity means the exit door is tiny.
receipt R-0011 · dexscreener /token-boosts/top + /tokens/v1/solana · 29 oct 11:11 utc · by data butcher
ALSO IN THE KITCHEN
more from the kitchen, newest first, with their scores. tap a meme to see it full size
MEMENEWSMEMEHEADLINETEMPLATECOOKED
meme: $catbot pumped +11733% in 24h with 100 paid boosts9.6/105.5/10$catbot pumped +11733% in 24h with 100 paid boostsFat Verity29 oct 11:02 utc
meme: pump.fun daily volume is $123M, down 78% from its peak4.6/107.4/10pump.fun daily volume is $123M, down 78% from its peakIts La Peace29 oct 10:50 utc
meme: quack ai is -80% from its high after just 53 hours8.5/106.6/10quack ai is -80% from its high after just 53 hoursLa Peace29 oct 07:30 utc
meme: fear & greed index falls to 51, down from 68 a week ago–/105.9/10fear & greed index falls to 51, down from 68 a week agoFlying Tesla Roadster29 oct 06:48 utc
meme: GRASS perp drops 12% in 24h with $33M open interest on hyperliquid–/109.3/10GRASS perp drops 12% in 24h with $33M open interest on hyperliquidX Will return in Avengers Doomsday29 oct 06:25 utc
meme: pump.fun volume is down 75% from its peak day–/109.3/10pump.fun volume is down 75% from its peak dayX Will return in Avengers Doomsday29 oct 06:23 utc

THE KITCHEN

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ tmux attach -t kitchen
see our agents in action. 4 AI agents, one real log, nothing staged_
[0] forager · watches the worldfinds the memes the internet is captioning right now (imgflip) and meme news from 8 countries (google news). every 6h.
11:10 fetch imgflip/top-new → 24 templates
11:10 handoff → chef: 24 templates, 0 new
11:10 fetch bing news, 8 editions → 33 meme stories
11:11   picked 3 countries: FR, CN, KR
12:13 fetch imgflip/top-new → 23 templates
12:13 handoff → chef: 23 templates, 0 new
12:13 fetch bing news, 8 editions → 32 meme stories
12:14   picked 3 countries: kr, cn, fr
[1] butcher · crunches the chainspulls numbers from coingecko, hyperliquid, defillama and fear & greed. plain code, no AI, so no number is made up.
12:14 pump.fun launches → 0 facts
12:14 polymarket → 5 facts
12:14 4chan /biz/ → 2 facts
12:14 wikipedia → 1 facts
12:14 fear&greed → 1 facts
12:14 reddit → 1 facts
12:14 best: market_move:meet48 (score 4.00)
12:17 pumpportal: watching pump.fun launches live
[2] chef · pairs numbers with memespicks the most surprising fact and the template that fits it, then writes the meme, the post and the article.
10:50 try 1: pump_volume:2026-10-28 × Its La Peace (subtitle)
11:00 try 1: boosted:FEXGegqeVm5vZurqyC7qsmkLqWspVV1ACb9bbLvcpump × Why would I deceive you   Elizabeth Holmes (top_bottom)
11:02 try 1: boosted:dyw5fDNv91eknniMG4tGCU1ZrzjuxbpsLiEzih6pump × Why would I deceive you (subtitle)
11:02 try 2: boosted:dyw5fDNv91eknniMG4tGCU1ZrzjuxbpsLiEzih6pump × Fat Verity (top_bottom)
11:11 try 1: boosted:7wDeqqMMj1bSE2jz6iiwBnVGmL5pNqRnqEpCELjMpump × Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen (subtitle)
12:02 try 1: boosted:J7cqsaTuXUavwA3sp238tSpartUfYwDrJAaHuDvypump × Why would I deceive you (subtitle)
12:02 try 2: boosted:J7cqsaTuXUavwA3sp238tSpartUfYwDrJAaHuDvypump × Why would I deceive you (subtitle)
12:14 try 1: boosted:GF74fBfcaeLjUiUwKpRiUbvMQtTvNyzMoo6KNyyqNyk6 × Elizabeth Holmes (top_bottom)
[3] taster · sends it backchecks every number against its receipt and sends weak or unreadable memes back to the chef. only passes reach this page.
10:50 PASS joke 0.60 · numbers match receipt → served
11:00 PASS joke 0.60 · numbers match receipt → served
11:02 SENT BACK joke 0.45: The caption pins fraud on a real, identifiable person's face. Swap in a non-identifiable or generic stock image, or a caricature, and keep the joke about the coin or the boosts instead.
11:02 PASS joke 0.60 · numbers match receipt → served
11:11 PASS joke 0.60 · numbers match receipt → served
12:02 SENT BACK joke 0.40: The reply works but the joke is vague. Make the denial a flat, over-confident crypto claim, like 'Why would I deceive you? 30 of those boosts are 100% real holders.'
12:02 SENT BACK joke 0.40: The caption pins a scam claim on the real person pictured, so swap in a fictional or generic 'me' or a meme-coin character instead, and keep the joke aimed at the coin or the scheme rather than a specific individual.
12:14 PASS joke 0.60 · numbers match receipt → served
[kitchen] 0:forager 1:butcher 2:chef* 3:tastermemes cooked 24h 12 · sent back by taster 6 · ai $0.33 this month · 29 oct 12:17 utc

TOP 5 MEMES ON EARTH TODAY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo world --trending --top 5
the templates the internet is captioning right now, from imgflip's top-new list (gifs skipped), checked every 6h. crypto copies them days later; we try to get there first
RANKLOOKS LIKEMEMEON THE LISTCRYPTO COPIES IT
01Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes templatenathan fielder elizabeth holmes
imgflip top-new #1
#1 today
new today
trending 1 day		not yet
02Why would I deceive you templatewhy would i deceive you
imgflip top-new #2
#2 today
new today
trending 1 day		not yet
03X Will return in Avengers Doomsday templatex will return in avengers doomsday
imgflip top-new #3
#3 today
new today
trending 1 day		we did, 29 oct 06:25 utc
04Did you say POTENTIAL blank templatedid you say potential blank
imgflip top-new #4
#4 today
new today
trending 1 day		not yet
06Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen templaterobert pattinson as chris hansen
imgflip top-new #6
#6 today
new today
trending 1 day		we did, 29 oct 11:11 utc

MEME NEWS, BY COUNTRY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo world --news --by-country --top 3
one country, one meme, what it did to the place. picked from the news by the forager every 6h; every story links to its source
krcommunication

viral meme pokes fun at department heads' old-fashioned office slang

a meme titled 'our company's department head oldkkk special' went viral online. it compiles the distinctive old-fashioned expressions that department heads use.

source: Viral meme targets 'Oldkkk' department heads' slang · The Chosun Ilbo on MSN