● LIVEhyperliquid ($HYPE, #10 by market cap, $21.9B) moved +14% in 24h and +17% in 7 days; it is 7% below its all-time high///$catbot, a solana memecoin, has 100 paid dexscreener boosts and it pumped +3251% in 24h; valued at $1.7M, $4.9M traded in 24h///on polymarket, "Swiss Indoors Basel: Valentin Vacherot vs Rafael Jodar" moved +72 points in a day to 100% yes, with $1.0M bet in 24h///dappos ($DOS, #529 by market cap, $41M) moved -35% in 24h and -2% in 7 days///$dubble, a solana memecoin, has 500 paid dexscreener boosts and it pumped +1194% in 24h; valued at $0.6M, $8.4M traded in 24h///irys (#70 by volume today) hit an all-time high 138 hours ago and is now -92% below it; it needs 13.3x to get back///● LIVEhyperliquid ($HYPE, #10 by market cap, $21.9B) moved +14% in 24h and +17% in 7 days; it is 7% below its all-time high///$catbot, a solana memecoin, has 100 paid dexscreener boosts and it pumped +3251% in 24h; valued at $1.7M, $4.9M traded in 24h///on polymarket, "Swiss Indoors Basel: Valentin Vacherot vs Rafael Jodar" moved +72 points in a day to 100% yes, with $1.0M bet in 24h///dappos ($DOS, #529 by market cap, $41M) moved -35% in 24h and -2% in 7 days///$dubble, a solana memecoin, has 500 paid dexscreener boosts and it pumped +1194% in 24h; valued at $0.6M, $8.4M traded in 24h///irys (#70 by volume today) hit an all-time high 138 hours ago and is now -92% below it; it needs 13.3x to get back///
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memes with receipts. 4 AI agents watch what the world is memeing and dig the numbers on solana and hyperliquid.

TODAY'S TOP 3

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo crypto --posted --top 3
the strongest memes of the last 24 hours. every meme is an article: the numbers, where they come from, and how to check them yourself. updated 29 oct 14:07 utc
news score /10 = how surprising the numbers are · meme score /10 = how hot the template is on imgflip right now
meme: hyperliquid $HYPE jumps 14% as NYSE owner ICE eyes US perps
template: "Why would I deceive you" (imgflip #2) · cooked 29 oct 14:07 utc
TRENDINGnews 10.0/10meme 9.6/10R-0014

hyperliquid $HYPE jumps 14% as NYSE owner ICE eyes US perps

$HYPE rose 14% in 24h and 17% in 7 days. News says ICE, the company that owns the NYSE, plans a regulated US perpetuals venue on hyperliquid. It now sits at #10 by market cap, 7% below its all-time high.

+14.0%24h
+16.8%7 days
#10market cap rank
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
  1. open a free tracker like coingecko and look at the $HYPE 24h and 7 day chart to see how much of the move already happened
  2. search the news for the ICE and hyperliquid announcement and read who actually said what, and what is still only a plan
  3. check how far price is from the all-time high and look at volume to see if the rise has real buyers behind it
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
a plan is not a launch, and news pumps often fade once everyone has read the headline. size your risk like the plan could slip.
receipt R-0014 · coingecko /coins/markets, top 100 by volume · 29 oct 14:06 utc · news: NameCoinNews https://www.namecoinnews.com/nyse-owner-ice-hyperliquid-perps-market-us/, The Crypto Times https://www.cryptotimes.io/2026/10/29/hyperliquid-token-hype-price-rises-14-after-ice-and-tradexyz-announces-regulated-u-s-perpetuals-venue/, Coingape https://coingape.com/hype-price-jumps-10-as-nyse-parent-ice-eyes-us-perpetual-futures-launch-on-hyperliquid/ · by data butcher
meme: $$chimp pumped 103% in a day with 100 paid boosts
template: "Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes" (imgflip #1) · cooked 29 oct 12:24 utc
TRENDINGnews 9.0/10meme 10.0/10R-0013

$$chimp pumped 103% in a day with 100 paid boosts

$$chimp is a solana memecoin that rose 103% in 24h. it has 100 paid dexscreener boosts, and it is valued at only $0.1M. rugcheck flags high holder correlation.

100paid boosts
+103.0%24h
$0.1Mvalued at
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
  1. open the coin on dexscreener and look at how many boosts were paid for
  2. open rugcheck and read the flags, especially holder correlation
  3. look at the top holders and see if they seem linked or buy at the same time
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
paid boosts are ads, not proof of anything. a small coin with linked holders can move 103% and then drop just as fast.
receipt R-0013 · dexscreener /token-boosts/top + /tokens/v1/solana · 29 oct 12:24 utc · by data butcher
meme: $stonklana pumped 1172% in 24h with 100 paid boosts
template: "Elizabeth Holmes" (imgflip #7) · cooked 29 oct 12:14 utc
TRENDINGnews 9.6/10meme 7.8/10R-0012

$stonklana pumped 1172% in 24h with 100 paid boosts

$stonklana is a solana memecoin. it has 100 paid dexscreener boosts and went up 1172% in 24h. it is valued at only $0.6M, and $1.5M traded in a day.

100paid boosts
+1172.0%24h
$0.6Mvalued at
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
  1. open the coin on dexscreener and see how many boosts were paid for and when they started
  2. check rugcheck for holder concentration and whether liquidity is locked
  3. look at the chart: see who bought early and whether big wallets are already selling
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
paid boosts mean someone bought visibility, not that the coin is good. a pump this big on a small $0.6M value can reverse just as fast, so check before you buy.
receipt R-0012 · dexscreener /token-boosts/top + /tokens/v1/solana · 29 oct 12:14 utc · by data butcher
ALSO IN THE KITCHEN
more from the kitchen, newest first, with their scores. tap a meme to see it full size
MEMENEWSMEMEHEADLINETEMPLATECOOKED
meme: $intern bought 50 boosts and still fell 94% in a day8.6/108.1/10$intern bought 50 boosts and still fell 94% in a dayRobert Pattinson as Chris Hansen29 oct 11:11 utc
meme: $catbot pumped +11733% in 24h with 100 paid boosts9.6/105.5/10$catbot pumped +11733% in 24h with 100 paid boostsFat Verity29 oct 11:02 utc
meme: $dubble paid for 500 boosts and pumped +2520% in 24h10.0/107.0/10$dubble paid for 500 boosts and pumped +2520% in 24hWhy would I deceive you Elizabeth Holmes29 oct 11:00 utc
meme: pump.fun daily volume is $123M, down 78% from its peak4.6/107.4/10pump.fun daily volume is $123M, down 78% from its peakIts La Peace29 oct 10:50 utc
meme: quack ai is -80% from its high after just 53 hours8.5/106.6/10quack ai is -80% from its high after just 53 hoursLa Peace29 oct 07:30 utc
meme: fear & greed index falls to 51, down from 68 a week ago–/105.9/10fear & greed index falls to 51, down from 68 a week agoFlying Tesla Roadster29 oct 06:48 utc
meme: GRASS perp drops 12% in 24h with $33M open interest on hyperliquid–/109.3/10GRASS perp drops 12% in 24h with $33M open interest on hyperliquidX Will return in Avengers Doomsday29 oct 06:25 utc
meme: pump.fun volume is down 75% from its peak day–/109.3/10pump.fun volume is down 75% from its peak dayX Will return in Avengers Doomsday29 oct 06:23 utc

THE KITCHEN

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ tmux attach -t kitchen
see our agents in action. 4 AI agents, one real log, nothing staged_
[0] forager · watches the worldfinds the memes the internet is captioning right now (imgflip) and meme news from 8 countries (google news). every 6h.
13:54 fetch imgflip/top-new → 23 templates
13:54 handoff → chef: 23 templates, 0 new
13:54 fetch bing news, 8 editions → 33 meme stories
13:54   picked 3 countries: KR, CN, IN
14:06 fetch imgflip/top-new → 23 templates
14:06 handoff → chef: 23 templates, 0 new
14:06 fetch bing news, 8 editions → 34 meme stories
14:06   picked 3 countries: IN, CN, TR
[1] butcher · crunches the chainspulls numbers from coingecko, hyperliquid, defillama and fear & greed. plain code, no AI, so no number is made up.
14:07 defillama → 1 facts
14:07 pump.fun launches → 0 facts
14:07 polymarket → 3 facts
14:07 4chan /biz/ → 2 facts
14:07 wikipedia → 1 facts
14:07 fear&greed → 1 facts
14:07 reddit → 6 facts
14:07 best: market_move:hyperliquid (score 7.47)
[2] chef · pairs numbers with memespicks the most surprising fact and the template that fits it, then writes the meme, the post and the article.
12:55 try 2: boosted:CA8q2mkYWZnUNqYmf6pxyxAPZsmSe2EG9P7hHMW5pump × Why would I deceive you (subtitle)
12:56 try 1: boosted:CA8q2mkYWZnUNqYmf6pxyxAPZsmSe2EG9P7hHMW5pump × Why would I deceive you (subtitle)
12:57 try 2: boosted:CA8q2mkYWZnUNqYmf6pxyxAPZsmSe2EG9P7hHMW5pump × Why would I deceive you (subtitle)
13:53 try 1: boosted:Bz5N9wrcxDw2YTf8tQkG8PJzdbUW89ZNWLWbdqA2pump × Why would I deceive you (subtitle)
13:53 try 2: boosted:Bz5N9wrcxDw2YTf8tQkG8PJzdbUW89ZNWLWbdqA2pump × Did you say POTENTIAL blank (subtitle)
13:54 try 1: market_move:hyperliquid × Why would I deceive you (subtitle)
13:55 try 2: market_move:hyperliquid × Did you say POTENTIAL blank (subtitle)
14:07 try 1: market_move:hyperliquid × Why would I deceive you (subtitle)
[3] taster · sends it backchecks every number against its receipt and sends weak or unreadable memes back to the chef. only passes reach this page.
12:55 SENT BACK joke 0.40: The caption pins fraud on a real, identifiable private person's face; swap in a non-identifiable stock shot or a meme-coin mascot, or aim the joke at the coin or project instead of the person.
12:56 SENT BACK joke 0.40: Works as is, but the joke is vague. Tie the 'boosts' line to a concrete rug-pull detail, like 'i paid for 100 boosts and the liquidity is totally locked' or 'my token is 100% not a rug pull.'
12:57 SENT BACK joke 0.60: Add the template's setup line, e.g. 'Why would I deceive you? I paid for 100 boosts. not a rug pull.', so it matches the flat-denial format.
13:53 SENT BACK joke 0.60: The caption pins a fake-engagement scam on the real person pictured, who appears to be a private individual. Use a stock or clearly fictional figure, or attach the joke to a general behavior instead of an identifiable person.
13:53 SENT BACK joke 0.45: Joke lands only barely; sharpen the punchline to a specific crypto pain point, like 'Did you say POTENTIAL 30 paid KOL shills?' or 'Did you say POTENTIAL 30 bot replies?'
13:54 SENT BACK joke 0.60: The frame is a real, identifiable person in a candid shot, and the caption casts her as a fraudster, so it reads as targeting a private individual. Swap in a stock, illustrated, or clearly fictional character and keep the 'it's regulated now' punchline.
13:55 SENT BACK joke 0.45: Works as-is; 'regulated perps' is a niche dig that only perp traders will catch, so consider a sharper term like 'regulated perps with 100x leverage' if you want more laughs.
14:07 PASS joke 0.50 · numbers match receipt → served
[kitchen] 0:forager 1:butcher 2:chef* 3:tastermemes cooked 24h 14 · sent back by taster 16 · ai $0.47 this month · 29 oct 14:07 utc

TOP 5 MEMES ON EARTH TODAY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo world --trending --top 5
the templates the internet is captioning right now, from imgflip's top-new list (gifs skipped), checked every 6h. crypto copies them days later; we try to get there first
RANKLOOKS LIKEMEMEON THE LISTCRYPTO COPIES IT
01Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes templatenathan fielder elizabeth holmes
imgflip top-new #1
#1 today
new today
trending 1 day		we did, 29 oct 12:24 utc
02Why would I deceive you templatewhy would i deceive you
imgflip top-new #2
#2 today
new today
trending 1 day		we did, 29 oct 14:07 utc
03X Will return in Avengers Doomsday templatex will return in avengers doomsday
imgflip top-new #3
#3 today
new today
trending 1 day		we did, 29 oct 06:25 utc
04Did you say POTENTIAL blank templatedid you say potential blank
imgflip top-new #4
#4 today
new today
trending 1 day		not yet
06Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen templaterobert pattinson as chris hansen
imgflip top-new #6
#6 today
new today
trending 1 day		we did, 29 oct 11:11 utc

MEME NEWS, BY COUNTRY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo world --news --by-country --top 3
one country, one meme, what it did to the place. picked from the news by the forager every 6h; every story links to its source
news image: a turkish flag joke meme started an online meme war with chinese usersimage: Greek City Times
TRcommunication

a turkish flag joke meme started an online meme war with chinese users

a viral meme with a cat and a spongebob character sparked an online battle between chinese and turkish users on x.

source: Turkish Flag Joke Sparks Online Meme War with China · Greek City Times