● LIVEhyperliquid ($HYPE, #10 by market cap) moved +16.7% in 24h to $92.29; 6% below its all-time high of $97.96. the HYPE perp traded $2.9B with $2.0B open interest; funding +0.160% a day///hyperliquid made $6.4M in fees and $4.9M in revenue in the last 24h; $66.0M revenue in 30 days, about $802.4M a year at that pace///intc perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved -22.8% in 24h with $95.0M open interest and $244.8M traded///purrdat perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved +21.1% in 24h with $19.5M open interest and $41.3M traded///HIP-3 markets (stocks, gold and other perps anyone can deploy) traded $4.9B on hyperliquid in 24h, 24% of all its perps volume; xyz alone did $4.9B///soxl perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved -12.4% in 24h with $25.2M open interest and $234.4M traded///● LIVEhyperliquid ($HYPE, #10 by market cap) moved +16.7% in 24h to $92.29; 6% below its all-time high of $97.96. the HYPE perp traded $2.9B with $2.0B open interest; funding +0.160% a day///hyperliquid made $6.4M in fees and $4.9M in revenue in the last 24h; $66.0M revenue in 30 days, about $802.4M a year at that pace///intc perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved -22.8% in 24h with $95.0M open interest and $244.8M traded///purrdat perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved +21.1% in 24h with $19.5M open interest and $41.3M traded///HIP-3 markets (stocks, gold and other perps anyone can deploy) traded $4.9B on hyperliquid in 24h, 24% of all its perps volume; xyz alone did $4.9B///soxl perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved -12.4% in 24h with $25.2M open interest and $234.4M traded///
chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ cat README

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the unofficial meme desk for hyperliquid. the memes are jokes; the numbers come straight from hyperliquid's own data, every story links to its source, and every meme comes with an article on what happened and how to check it yourself.

HYPERLIQUID TODAY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo hyperliquid --today
the numbers that matter right now, each from a public source you can check. updated 30 oct 04:50 utc
HYPE$92.29+16.7% in 24h · -5.8% from its all-time highhyperliquid perp mark price · coingecko
PERPS VOLUME, 24H$15.6B$11.3B open interesthyperliquid info api, all core markets
HIP-3 VOLUME, 24H$4.9Bstocks, gold and other deployed markets · xyz leads with $4.9Bhyperliquid info api, every HIP-3 dex
ASSISTANCE FUND48.4M HYPE$4.5B · daily buys show after a day of snapshotsspotClearinghouseState of 0xfefe…fefe
REVENUE, 24H$4.9M$6.4M fees in 24h · $66.0M revenue in 30 daysdefillama
STAKED HYPE442.1M35 validators · 6 jailed (their stakers earn nothing)hyperliquid info api, validatorSummaries
HYPEREVM VALUE LOCKED$2.6B+1.5% in 30 daysdefillama
HYPE FUNDING+0.160%a day, paid by longs · $2.0B open interest on the HYPE perphyperliquid info api

TODAY'S TOP 3

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo hyperliquid --memes --top 3
the strongest memes of the last 24 hours. every meme is an article: the numbers, where they come from, and how to check them yourself. updated 30 oct 04:51 utc
news score /10 = how surprising the numbers are · meme score /10 = how hot the template is on imgflip right now
meme: purrdat perp jumps 21.7% in 24h on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market
template: "Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes" (imgflip #1) · cooked 29 oct 19:03 utc
HIP-3news 9.3/10meme 10.0/10R-0033

purrdat perp jumps 21.7% in 24h on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market

the purrdat perp on xyz, a HIP-3 market (markets anyone can deploy on hyperliquid), rose 21.7% in 24h. it holds $21.1M of open interest and traded $34.1M. moves like this show how fast attention can rotate into newly listed, thinner HIP-3 markets.

+21.7%24h
$21.1Mopen interest
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
  1. open app.hyperliquid.xyz and find the xyz markets list, then look up purrdat
  2. check the 24h change, open interest and volume columns
  3. compare the funding rate and price chart against the older, bigger markets
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
fast moves in smaller HIP-3 markets can reverse just as quickly, so size and leverage matter. builders can read it as proof that demand exists for niche listings.
receipt R-0033 · hyperliquid info api, metaAndAssetCtxs dex=xyz · 29 oct 19:03 utc · by data butcher
meme: now perp on hyperliquid's xyz market drops 27% in 24h, $6.6M open interest
template: "X Will return in Avengers Doomsday" (imgflip #3) · cooked 29 oct 18:42 utc
HIP-3news 9.7/10meme 9.3/10R-0032

now perp on hyperliquid's xyz market drops 27% in 24h, $6.6M open interest

the now perp on xyz, a HIP-3 market (markets anyone can deploy), moved -26.8% in 24h. it saw $14.3M traded against $6.6M open interest, meaning positions turned over more than twice. big single-day moves on stock perps show how fast leverage gets tested on HIP-3 venues.

-26.8%24h
$6.6Mopen interest
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
  1. open app.hyperliquid.xyz, go to the xyz markets and find the now perp
  2. check the 24h change, open interest and volume on the market page
  3. compare with hyperdash to see how open interest changed over the day
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
stock perps on HIP-3 can move hard in one day, so size and leverage matter. thin open interest means liquidations can push the price further.
receipt R-0032 · hyperliquid info api, metaAndAssetCtxs dex=xyz · 29 oct 18:42 utc · by data butcher
meme: purrdat perp on hyperliquid's xyz market jumps 21.1% in 24h on $19.5M open interest
template: "Why would I deceive you" (imgflip #2) · cooked 30 oct 04:51 utc
HIP-3news 9.3/10meme 9.6/10R-0043

purrdat perp on hyperliquid's xyz market jumps 21.1% in 24h on $19.5M open interest

the purrdat perp on xyz, a HIP-3 market (a perp market anyone can deploy), rose 21.1% in 24h. open interest, the total value of open positions, sits at $19.5M, with $41.3M traded. a move like that on a small deployer-run market shows how fast HIP-3 liquidity can swing.

+21.1%24h
$19.5Mopen interest
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
  1. open app.hyperliquid.xyz and find the xyz markets in the perps list
  2. look up purrdat and check the 24h change, open interest and volume
  3. compare the numbers with the hyperdash page for the same market
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
hip-3 markets can move hard on modest open interest, so size and leverage matter. check who deployed a market and how deep the book is before trading it.
receipt R-0043 · hyperliquid info api, metaAndAssetCtxs dex=xyz · 30 oct 04:50 utc · by data butcher
ALSO IN THE KITCHEN
more from the kitchen, newest first, with their scores. tap a meme to see it full size
MEMENEWSMEMEHEADLINETEMPLATECOOKED
meme: hyperliquid made $4.9M revenue in 24h, $66.0M in 30 days9.6/105.5/10hyperliquid made $4.9M revenue in 24h, $66.0M in 30 daysFat Verity30 oct 03:43 utc
meme: HYPE jumps 17% to $91.42 as NYSE owner ICE backs hyperliquid perps in the US10.0/108.9/10HYPE jumps 17% to $91.42 as NYSE owner ICE backs hyperliquid perps in the USDid you say POTENTIAL blank30 oct 02:37 utc
meme: intc perp on hyperliquid drops -23.5% in 24h with $88.4M open interest9.5/108.1/10intc perp on hyperliquid drops -23.5% in 24h with $88.4M open interestRobert Pattinson as Chris Hansen30 oct 01:36 utc
meme: HYPE jumps 11.4% to $89.71 as NYSE owner ICE links up with hyperliquid10.0/107.4/10HYPE jumps 11.4% to $89.71 as NYSE owner ICE links up with hyperliquidIts La Peace30 oct 00:34 utc
meme: prl perp on io HIP-3 market falls 16.2% in 24h with $6.3M open interest8.7/106.0/10prl perp on io HIP-3 market falls 16.2% in 24h with $6.3M open interestBike Fall29 oct 23:42 utc
meme: koru perp on hyperliquid's xyz market drops 12.1% in 24h on $54.2M traded7.8/106.0/10koru perp on hyperliquid's xyz market drops 12.1% in 24h on $54.2M tradedThis Is Fine29 oct 21:49 utc
meme: intc perp on hyperliquid drops 16.9% in 24h with $62.2M open interest8.8/106.0/10intc perp on hyperliquid drops 16.9% in 24h with $62.2M open interestA train hitting a school bus29 oct 20:55 utc
meme: HYPE jumps 14.5% to $93.38 after Druckenmiller backs trade[xyz] ICE deal10.0/106.6/10HYPE jumps 14.5% to $93.38 after Druckenmiller backs trade[xyz] ICE dealLa Peace29 oct 20:02 utc
meme: HIP-3 markets did $4.6B in 24h, 39% of hyperliquid perps volume8.6/106.0/10HIP-3 markets did $4.6B in 24h, 39% of hyperliquid perps volumeDomino Effect29 oct 19:07 utc
meme: HYPE jumps 17.5% to $94.98, 3% under its all-time high10.0/105.9/10HYPE jumps 17.5% to $94.98, 3% under its all-time highFlying Tesla Roadster29 oct 18:39 utc

HYPERLIQUID NEWS

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo hyperliquid --news
the stories that matter to hyperliquid users, builders and investors from the last two days, newest first. restated in plain words, never added to; every story links to its source
news image: ice studied hyperliquid while lobbying to rein in rival oil perpsimage: Startup Fortune
REGULATION29 oct 21:10 utc

ice studied hyperliquid while lobbying to rein in rival oil perps

ice chair jeffrey sprecher held talks with hyperliquid while ice and cme urged the cftc to regulate its oil perpetuals, which drew about $21.5 billion.

source: ICE Studied Hyperliquid While Lobbying to Rein In Its Perpetuals Market · Startup Fortune
news image: hyperliquid burns 49.87m hype tokens worth $3.89bimage: kucoin
BUYBACKS29 oct 02:06 utc

hyperliquid burns 49.87m hype tokens worth $3.89b

protocol revenue was $63.5 million over the past 30 days and $1.38 billion all-time, with 97–99% of fees allocated by the exchange.

source: Hyperliquid Burns 49.87M HYPE Tokens Worth $3.89B · kucoin

ON X RIGHT NOW

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo hyperliquid --x
who and what the most-liked posts about hyperliquid are talking about, counted post by post. updated 30 oct 04:51 utc
ice (nyse owner) 9 of 36 poststrade[xyz] 7 of 36 postsstan druckenmiller 6 of 36 postselysium 4 of 36 postsbinance 2 of 36 posts

I am excited to be an investor in trade(xyz) as they partner with ICE to bring 24/7 perpetual futures on Hyperliquid to the United States. As a market participant, I am looking forward to to using their innovative product to enhance my investment process.

@standuquesne · 26k likes

Growing up in the United States, NYSE was synonymous with the story of American capitalism. I vividly remember learning about the Buttonwood agreement in 9th grade history class. 24 stockbrokers met under a tree on Wall Street and formed the beginning of what would become the world's financial center. From pits to comp

@chameleon_jeff · 6k likes

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 NYSE owner to bring Hyperliquid $HYPE perpetual futures to regulated US markets. https://t.co/VSlVmrgZxW

@WatcherGuru · 6k likes

cz hacking his own exchange to stop the hyperliquid pump

@CryptoCurb · 2k likes

ICE and @tradexyz are bringing Hyperliquid-based perps to the U.S. Announced this morning, ICE will operate U.S. regulated versions of @tradexyz’s markets, leveraging their expertise as the leading deployer of real-world-asset perps on Hyperliquid. The new venue will operate separately to ICE’s institutional futures

@ICE_Markets · 2k likes

Introducing HyENA - the Internet Trading Engine with Native Rewards. → USDe-margined perpetuals DEX built on Hyperliquid’s HIP-3 standard → Earn rewards based on your USDe margin collateral while you trade → Idle margin becomes a productive savings account → HLPe combining trading returns and basis in a single vault t

@hyenatrade · 978 likes

THE KITCHEN

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ tmux attach -t kitchen
see our agents in action. 5 AI agents, one real log, nothing staged_
[0] forager · watches the worldfinds the memes the internet is captioning right now (imgflip, every 6h) and the hyperliquid news (every round).
01:36 fetch bing news, 4 searches → 30 hyperliquid stories
01:36   kept 6 hyperliquid stories
02:36 fetch bing news, 4 searches → 28 hyperliquid stories
02:36   kept 6 hyperliquid stories
03:43 fetch bing news, 4 searches → 30 hyperliquid stories
03:43   kept 6 hyperliquid stories
04:50 fetch bing news, 4 searches → 25 hyperliquid stories
04:50   kept 6 hyperliquid stories
[1] butcher · crunches hyperliquidpulls hyperliquid's numbers: HYPE, perps, HIP-3 markets, assistance fund buybacks, validators, fees, hyperEVM and polymarket bets, plus the news behind big moves. plain code, no AI, so no number is made up.
04:50 hip-3 markets → 16 facts
04:50 assistance fund → 0 facts
04:50 validators → 0 facts
04:50 fees & revenue → 1 facts
04:50 hyperevm → 0 facts
04:50 core perps → 6 facts
04:50 polymarket → 0 facts
04:51 best: hip3_move:xyz:PURRDAT:2026-10-30 (score 2.64)
[2] chef · pairs numbers with memespicks the most surprising fact and the template that fits it, then writes the meme, the post and the article.
02:36 classics that fit: Drake Hotline Bling, Two Buttons, Gru's Plan, Bike Fall, Expanding Brain, This Is Fine, Panik Kalm Panik, Surprised Pikachu
02:36 try 1: hype:2026-10-30:3 × Did you say POTENTIAL blank (subtitle)
02:37 try 2: hype:2026-10-30:3 × Did you say POTENTIAL blank (subtitle)
02:37 try 3: hype:2026-10-30:3 × Did you say POTENTIAL blank (subtitle)
03:43 classics that fit: Two Buttons, Gru's Plan, Bike Fall, This Is Fine, Clown Applying Makeup, Inhaling Seagull, Panik Kalm Panik, Surprised Pikachu
03:43 try 1: revenue:2026-10-30 × Fat Verity (top_bottom)
04:51 classics that fit: Two Buttons, Gru's Plan, Bike Fall, Expanding Brain, This Is Fine, Panik Kalm Panik, Surprised Pikachu, Domino Effect
04:51 try 1: hip3_move:xyz:PURRDAT:2026-10-30 × Why would I deceive you (subtitle)
[3] listener · reads xreads the top posts about hyperliquid on x and counts who and what people are talking about. a name in a third of the posts becomes a story of its own.
01:36 x search hyperliquid → 38 top posts about it (582/30000 this month)
01:36 hyperliquid talk: ice x trade[xyz] deal (11 of 38), stan druckenmiller (6 of 38), cz and binance (5 of 38)
02:36 x search hyperliquid → 38 top posts about it (621/30000 this month)
02:36 hyperliquid talk: ice and nyse (4 of 38), trade[xyz] (4 of 38), stan druckenmiller (3 of 38)
03:43 x search hyperliquid → 37 top posts about it (660/30000 this month)
03:43 hyperliquid talk: intercontinental exchange (ice/nyse) (9 of 37), trade[xyz] (8 of 37), stan druckenmiller (4 of 37)
04:50 x search hyperliquid → 36 top posts about it (699/30000 this month)
04:51 hyperliquid talk: ice (nyse owner) (9 of 36), trade[xyz] (7 of 36), stan druckenmiller (6 of 36)
[4] taster · sends it backchecks every number against its receipt and sends weak or unreadable memes back to the chef. only passes reach this page.
23:42 PASS joke 0.60 · numbers match receipt → served
00:34 PASS joke 0.55 · numbers match receipt → served
01:36 PASS joke 0.55 · numbers match receipt → served
02:36 SENT BACK joke 0.30: Add the missing 'POTENTIAL' so it reads 'Did you say POTENTIAL NYSE owner perps?' and capitalize it to match the template's punchline style.
02:37 SENT BACK joke 0.30: The punchline is vague: 'NYSE owner perps' isn't a crypto term and most traders won't parse it. Swap in a recognizable crypto term, like 'POTENTIAL rug pull' or 'POTENTIAL exit liquidity'.
02:37 PASS joke 0.70 · numbers match receipt → served
03:43 PASS joke 0.55 · numbers match receipt → served
04:51 PASS joke 0.50 · numbers match receipt → served
[kitchen] 0:forager 1:butcher 2:chef* 3:listener 4:tastermemes cooked 24h 15 · sent back by taster 36 · ai $1.45 this month · 30 oct 04:51 utc

TOP 5 MEMES ON EARTH TODAY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo world --trending --top 5
the templates the internet is captioning right now, from imgflip's top-new list (gifs skipped), checked every 6h. our memes use them while they're hot
RANKLOOKS LIKEMEMEON THE LISTWE USED IT
01Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes templatenathan fielder elizabeth holmes
imgflip top-new #1
#1 today
= same as yesterday
trending 1 day		we did, 29 oct 19:03 utc
02Why would I deceive you templatewhy would i deceive you
imgflip top-new #2
#2 today
= same as yesterday
trending 1 day		we did, 30 oct 04:51 utc
03X Will return in Avengers Doomsday templatex will return in avengers doomsday
imgflip top-new #3
#3 today
= same as yesterday
trending 1 day		we did, 29 oct 18:42 utc
04Did you say POTENTIAL blank templatedid you say potential blank
imgflip top-new #4
#4 today
= same as yesterday
trending 1 day		we did, 30 oct 02:37 utc
06Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen templaterobert pattinson as chris hansen
imgflip top-new #6
#6 today
= same as yesterday
trending 1 day		we did, 30 oct 01:36 utc