● LIVEhyperliquid ($HYPE, #10 by market cap) moved +18.3% in 24h to $93.44; 5% below its all-time high of $97.96. the HYPE perp traded $3.0B with $2.1B open interest; funding +0.179% a day///hyperliquid made $6.4M in fees and $4.9M in revenue in the last 24h; $66.0M revenue in 30 days, about $802.4M a year at that pace///intc perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved -23.4% in 24h with $95.1M open interest and $247.0M traded///purrdat perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved +21.2% in 24h with $19.3M open interest and $41.6M traded///HIP-3 markets (stocks, gold and other perps anyone can deploy) traded $4.9B on hyperliquid in 24h, 24% of all its perps volume; xyz alone did $4.9B///soxl perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved -12.3% in 24h with $22.8M open interest and $233.1M traded///● LIVEhyperliquid ($HYPE, #10 by market cap) moved +18.3% in 24h to $93.44; 5% below its all-time high of $97.96. the HYPE perp traded $3.0B with $2.1B open interest; funding +0.179% a day///hyperliquid made $6.4M in fees and $4.9M in revenue in the last 24h; $66.0M revenue in 30 days, about $802.4M a year at that pace///intc perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved -23.4% in 24h with $95.1M open interest and $247.0M traded///purrdat perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved +21.2% in 24h with $19.3M open interest and $41.6M traded///HIP-3 markets (stocks, gold and other perps anyone can deploy) traded $4.9B on hyperliquid in 24h, 24% of all its perps volume; xyz alone did $4.9B///soxl perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved -12.3% in 24h with $22.8M open interest and $233.1M traded///
chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ cat README

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the unofficial meme desk for hyperliquid. the memes are jokes; the numbers come straight from hyperliquid's own data, every story links to its source, and every meme comes with an article on what happened and how to check it yourself.

HYPERLIQUID TODAY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo hyperliquid --today
the numbers that matter right now, each from a public source you can check. updated 30 oct 06:53 utc
HYPE$93.44+18.3% in 24h · -4.6% from its all-time highhyperliquid perp mark price · coingecko
PERPS VOLUME, 24H$15.9B$11.3B open interesthyperliquid info api, all core markets
HIP-3 VOLUME, 24H$4.9Bstocks, gold and other deployed markets · xyz leads with $4.9Bhyperliquid info api, every HIP-3 dex
ASSISTANCE FUND48.4M HYPE$4.5B · daily buys show after a day of snapshotsspotClearinghouseState of 0xfefe…fefe
REVENUE, 24H$4.9M$6.4M fees in 24h · $66.0M revenue in 30 daysdefillama
STAKED HYPE442.1M35 validators · 6 jailed (their stakers earn nothing)hyperliquid info api, validatorSummaries
HYPEREVM VALUE LOCKED$2.7B+3.5% in 30 daysdefillama
HYPE FUNDING+0.179%a day, paid by longs · $2.1B open interest on the HYPE perphyperliquid info api

TODAY'S TOP 3

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo hyperliquid --memes --top 3
the strongest memes of the last 24 hours. every meme is an article: the numbers, where they come from, and how to check them yourself. updated 30 oct 06:54 utc
news score /10 = how surprising the numbers are · meme score /10 = how hot the template is on imgflip right now
meme: purrdat perp jumps 21.7% in 24h on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market
template: "Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes" (imgflip #1) · cooked 29 oct 19:03 utc
HIP-3news 9.3/10meme 10.0/10R-0033

purrdat perp jumps 21.7% in 24h on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market

the purrdat perp on xyz, a HIP-3 market (markets anyone can deploy on hyperliquid), rose 21.7% in 24h. it holds $21.1M of open interest and traded $34.1M. moves like this show how fast attention can rotate into newly listed, thinner HIP-3 markets.

+21.7%24h
$21.1Mopen interest
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
  1. open app.hyperliquid.xyz and find the xyz markets list, then look up purrdat
  2. check the 24h change, open interest and volume columns
  3. compare the funding rate and price chart against the older, bigger markets
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
fast moves in smaller HIP-3 markets can reverse just as quickly, so size and leverage matter. builders can read it as proof that demand exists for niche listings.
receipt R-0033 · hyperliquid info api, metaAndAssetCtxs dex=xyz · 29 oct 19:03 utc · by data butcher
meme: now perp on hyperliquid's xyz market drops 27% in 24h, $6.6M open interest
template: "X Will return in Avengers Doomsday" (imgflip #3) · cooked 29 oct 18:42 utc
HIP-3news 9.7/10meme 9.3/10R-0032

now perp on hyperliquid's xyz market drops 27% in 24h, $6.6M open interest

the now perp on xyz, a HIP-3 market (markets anyone can deploy), moved -26.8% in 24h. it saw $14.3M traded against $6.6M open interest, meaning positions turned over more than twice. big single-day moves on stock perps show how fast leverage gets tested on HIP-3 venues.

-26.8%24h
$6.6Mopen interest
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
  1. open app.hyperliquid.xyz, go to the xyz markets and find the now perp
  2. check the 24h change, open interest and volume on the market page
  3. compare with hyperdash to see how open interest changed over the day
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
stock perps on HIP-3 can move hard in one day, so size and leverage matter. thin open interest means liquidations can push the price further.
receipt R-0032 · hyperliquid info api, metaAndAssetCtxs dex=xyz · 29 oct 18:42 utc · by data butcher
meme: purrdat perp on hyperliquid's xyz market jumps 21.1% in 24h on $19.5M open interest
template: "Why would I deceive you" (imgflip #2) · cooked 30 oct 04:51 utc
HIP-3news 9.3/10meme 9.6/10R-0043

purrdat perp on hyperliquid's xyz market jumps 21.1% in 24h on $19.5M open interest

the purrdat perp on xyz, a HIP-3 market (a perp market anyone can deploy), rose 21.1% in 24h. open interest, the total value of open positions, sits at $19.5M, with $41.3M traded. a move like that on a small deployer-run market shows how fast HIP-3 liquidity can swing.

+21.1%24h
$19.5Mopen interest
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
  1. open app.hyperliquid.xyz and find the xyz markets in the perps list
  2. look up purrdat and check the 24h change, open interest and volume
  3. compare the numbers with the hyperdash page for the same market
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
hip-3 markets can move hard on modest open interest, so size and leverage matter. check who deployed a market and how deep the book is before trading it.
receipt R-0043 · hyperliquid info api, metaAndAssetCtxs dex=xyz · 30 oct 04:50 utc · by data butcher
ALSO IN THE KITCHEN
more from the kitchen, newest first, with their scores. tap a meme to see it full size
MEMENEWSMEMEHEADLINETEMPLATECOOKED
meme: binance hit by hack, after @BSVtony's old post said it would happen10.0/106.0/10binance hit by hack, after @BSVtony's old post said it would happenCharlie Conspiracy (Always Sunny in Philidelphia)30 oct 06:34 utc
meme: hip-3 markets do $4.9B in 24h, 24% of hyperliquid perps volume8.0/107.0/10hip-3 markets do $4.9B in 24h, 24% of hyperliquid perps volumeWhy would I deceive you Elizabeth Holmes30 oct 06:32 utc
meme: hyperliquid made $4.9M revenue in 24h, $66.0M in 30 days9.6/105.5/10hyperliquid made $4.9M revenue in 24h, $66.0M in 30 daysFat Verity30 oct 03:43 utc
meme: HYPE jumps 17% to $91.42 as NYSE owner ICE backs hyperliquid perps in the US10.0/108.9/10HYPE jumps 17% to $91.42 as NYSE owner ICE backs hyperliquid perps in the USDid you say POTENTIAL blank30 oct 02:37 utc
meme: intc perp on hyperliquid drops -23.5% in 24h with $88.4M open interest9.5/108.1/10intc perp on hyperliquid drops -23.5% in 24h with $88.4M open interestRobert Pattinson as Chris Hansen30 oct 01:36 utc
meme: HYPE jumps 11.4% to $89.71 as NYSE owner ICE links up with hyperliquid10.0/107.4/10HYPE jumps 11.4% to $89.71 as NYSE owner ICE links up with hyperliquidIts La Peace30 oct 00:34 utc
meme: prl perp on io HIP-3 market falls 16.2% in 24h with $6.3M open interest8.7/106.0/10prl perp on io HIP-3 market falls 16.2% in 24h with $6.3M open interestBike Fall29 oct 23:42 utc
meme: koru perp on hyperliquid's xyz market drops 12.1% in 24h on $54.2M traded7.8/106.0/10koru perp on hyperliquid's xyz market drops 12.1% in 24h on $54.2M tradedThis Is Fine29 oct 21:49 utc
meme: intc perp on hyperliquid drops 16.9% in 24h with $62.2M open interest8.8/106.0/10intc perp on hyperliquid drops 16.9% in 24h with $62.2M open interestA train hitting a school bus29 oct 20:55 utc
meme: HYPE jumps 14.5% to $93.38 after Druckenmiller backs trade[xyz] ICE deal10.0/106.6/10HYPE jumps 14.5% to $93.38 after Druckenmiller backs trade[xyz] ICE dealLa Peace29 oct 20:02 utc

HYPERLIQUID NEWS

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo hyperliquid --news
the stories that matter to hyperliquid users, builders and investors from the last two days, newest first. restated in plain words, never added to; every story links to its source
news image: ice held talks with hyperliquid while lobbying the cftc over its oil perpetualsimage: Startup Fortune
REGULATION29 oct 21:10 utc

ice held talks with hyperliquid while lobbying the cftc over its oil perpetuals

ice chair jeffrey sprecher met with hyperliquid while ice and cme urged the cftc to regulate its oil perpetuals market, which drew about $21.5 billion.

source: ICE Studied Hyperliquid While Lobbying to Rein In Its Perpetuals Market · Startup Fortune
news image: ice and tradexyz plan regulated hyperliquid perps for us traders, pending approvalimage: The Block
HIP-329 oct 08:10 utc

ice and tradexyz plan regulated hyperliquid perps for us traders, pending approval

ice would run the exchange and clearing, tradexyz would design the markets, and hyperliquid's hip-3 would supply the technology, subject to regulatory approval.

source: HYPE surges 15% as NYSE parent ICE moves to bring Hyperliquid perps to US · The Block
news image: hype rose over 18% while crypto traders lost $1.49 billion to liquidationsimage: Yahoo Finance
MARKETS29 oct 17:01 utc

hype rose over 18% while crypto traders lost $1.49 billion to liquidations

crypto traders lost $1.49 billion to liquidations over the past day, yet hyperliquid's hype token rose more than 18% after the ice deal.

source: Every Crypto is Down, Except HyperLiquid. Why? · Yahoo Finance

ON X RIGHT NOW

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo hyperliquid --x
who and what the most-liked posts about hyperliquid are talking about, counted post by post. updated 30 oct 06:53 utc
binance and cz 5 of 39 postsice (intercontinental exchange) 4 of 39 postselysium 4 of 39 postselon musk 3 of 39 postsstan druckenmiller 2 of 39 posts

Intercontinental Exchange (ICE) and trade[XYZ] have announced their plan to use Hyperliquid as the infrastructure layer to deploy perpetual futures markets for US traders across crypto, equities, commodities, foreign exchange, and other real-world assets, subject to regulatory approvals. ICE operates NYSE and some of t

@HyperliquidX · 8k likes

A New Era for Hyperliquid, November 9th. See you on Elysium mainnet. e/acc https://t.co/dykwCm6poO

@Enter_Elysium · 3k likes

cz hacking his own exchange to stop the hyperliquid pump

@CryptoCurb · 3k likes

ICE and @tradexyz are bringing Hyperliquid-based perps to the U.S. Announced this morning, ICE will operate U.S. regulated versions of @tradexyz’s markets, leveraging their expertise as the leading deployer of real-world-asset perps on Hyperliquid. The new venue will operate separately to ICE’s institutional futures

@ICE_Markets · 2k likes

TxFlow is Hyperliquid from Temu They forked Hyperliquid's Arbitrum bridge and changed the name. They copied HyperUnit too and forgot to change the name: txrelay[.]com literally says "Unit is the asset tokenization layer on TxRelay". The frontend, the API and the fees are Hyperliquid's. Even the slogan. The L1 is close

@0xJaehaerys · 677 likes

CZ hated the Hyperliquid pump so bad he hacked his own exchange to stop it

@OnlyLJC · 556 likes

THE KITCHEN

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ tmux attach -t kitchen
see our agents in action. 5 AI agents, one real log, nothing staged_
[0] forager · watches the worldfinds the memes the internet is captioning right now (imgflip, every 6h) and the hyperliquid news (every round).
06:47 fetch imgflip/top-new → 23 templates
06:47 handoff → chef: 23 templates, 0 new
06:47 fetch bing news, 4 searches → 29 hyperliquid stories
06:47   kept 6 hyperliquid stories
06:53 fetch imgflip/top-new → 23 templates
06:53 handoff → chef: 23 templates, 0 new
06:53 fetch bing news, 4 searches → 30 hyperliquid stories
06:53   kept 6 hyperliquid stories
[1] butcher · crunches hyperliquidpulls hyperliquid's numbers: HYPE, perps, HIP-3 markets, assistance fund buybacks, validators, fees, hyperEVM and polymarket bets, plus the news behind big moves. plain code, no AI, so no number is made up.
06:53 hip-3 markets → 18 facts
06:53 assistance fund → 0 facts
06:53 validators → 0 facts
06:53 fees & revenue → 1 facts
06:53 hyperevm → 0 facts
06:53 core perps → 4 facts
06:53 polymarket → 0 facts
06:53 best: hip3_move:xyz:SOXL:2026-10-30 (score 1.54)
[2] chef · pairs numbers with memespicks the most surprising fact and the template that fits it, then writes the meme, the post and the article.
06:37 try 1: hip3_move:xyz:SOXL:2026-10-30 × Inhaling Seagull (boxes)
06:37 try 2: hip3_move:xyz:SOXL:2026-10-30 × Inhaling Seagull (boxes)
06:48 classics that fit: Two Buttons, Left Exit 12 Off Ramp, Gru's Plan, Disaster Girl, Bike Fall, This Is Fine, Panik Kalm Panik, Blank Nut Button
06:48 try 1: hip3_move:xyz:SOXL:2026-10-30 × Gru's Plan (boxes)
06:48 try 2: hip3_move:xyz:SOXL:2026-10-30 × Gru's Plan (boxes)
06:53 classics that fit: Left Exit 12 Off Ramp, Gru's Plan, Bike Fall, This Is Fine, Flex Tape, Inhaling Seagull, A train hitting a school bus, Surprised Pikachu
06:53 try 1: hip3_move:xyz:SOXL:2026-10-30 × Left Exit 12 Off Ramp (top_bottom)
06:53 try 2: hip3_move:xyz:SOXL:2026-10-30 × Left Exit 12 Off Ramp (top_bottom)
[3] listener · reads xreads the top posts about hyperliquid on x and counts who and what people are talking about. a name in a third of the posts becomes a story of its own.
06:33 x search hyperliquid → 37 top posts about it (936/30000 this month)
06:33 hyperliquid talk: ice / nyse (5 of 37), binance and cz (5 of 37), pump.fun (5 of 37)
06:37 x search hyperliquid → 38 top posts about it (975/30000 this month)
06:37 hyperliquid talk: ice (intercontinental exchange, owner of the nyse) (8 of 38), elysium (kinetiq l2) (5 of 38), trade[xyz] (4 of 38)
06:47 x search hyperliquid → 37 top posts about it (1014/30000 this month)
06:47 hyperliquid talk: elysium (7 of 37), ice and nyse onshore perps deal (5 of 37), stan druckenmiller (5 of 37)
06:53 x search hyperliquid → 39 top posts about it (1053/30000 this month)
06:53 hyperliquid talk: binance and cz (5 of 39), ice (intercontinental exchange) (4 of 39), elysium (4 of 39)
[4] taster · sends it backchecks every number against its receipt and sends weak or unreadable memes back to the chef. only passes reach this page.
06:34 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3. use only the fact's numbers
06:34 boss order: you'd post it 0.60 (you decide)
06:37 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 10, 3, 3. use only the fact's numbers
06:37 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 10, 3. use only the fact's numbers
06:48 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 3, 9, 11, 3, 3, 3. use only the fact's numbers
06:48 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 9, 11. use only the fact's numbers
06:53 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 3, 3, 3, 9, 11. use only the fact's numbers
06:53 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 9, 11. use only the fact's numbers
[kitchen] 0:forager 1:butcher 2:chef* 3:listener 4:tastermemes cooked 24h 16 · sent back by taster 52 · ai $1.93 this month · 30 oct 06:54 utc

TOP 5 MEMES ON EARTH TODAY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo world --trending --top 5
the templates the internet is captioning right now, from imgflip's top-new list (gifs skipped), checked every 6h. our memes use them while they're hot
RANKLOOKS LIKEMEMEON THE LISTWE USED IT
01Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes templatenathan fielder elizabeth holmes
imgflip top-new #1
#1 today
new today
trending 2 days		we did, 29 oct 19:03 utc
02Why would I deceive you templatewhy would i deceive you
imgflip top-new #2
#2 today
new today
trending 2 days		we did, 30 oct 04:51 utc
03X Will return in Avengers Doomsday templatex will return in avengers doomsday
imgflip top-new #3
#3 today
new today
trending 2 days		we did, 29 oct 18:42 utc
04Did you say POTENTIAL blank templatedid you say potential blank
imgflip top-new #4
#4 today
new today
trending 2 days		we did, 30 oct 02:37 utc
06Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen templaterobert pattinson as chris hansen
imgflip top-new #6
#6 today
new today
trending 2 days		we did, 30 oct 01:36 utc