● LIVEhyperliquid ($HYPE, #10 by market cap) moved +17.6% in 24h to $95.03; 3% below its all-time high of $97.96. the HYPE perp traded $1.8B with $2.1B open interest; funding +0.030% a day///now perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved -26.8% in 24h with $6.6M open interest and $14.3M traded///purrdat perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved +22.7% in 24h with $21.3M open interest and $34.0M traded///HIP-3 markets (stocks, gold and other perps anyone can deploy) traded $4.8B on hyperliquid in 24h, 40% of all its perps volume; xyz alone did $4.7B///mrvl perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved -14.2% in 24h with $10.7M open interest and $60.1M traded///googl perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved -13.0% in 24h with $305.0M open interest and $547.9M traded///● LIVEhyperliquid ($HYPE, #10 by market cap) moved +17.6% in 24h to $95.03; 3% below its all-time high of $97.96. the HYPE perp traded $1.8B with $2.1B open interest; funding +0.030% a day///now perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved -26.8% in 24h with $6.6M open interest and $14.3M traded///purrdat perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved +22.7% in 24h with $21.3M open interest and $34.0M traded///HIP-3 markets (stocks, gold and other perps anyone can deploy) traded $4.8B on hyperliquid in 24h, 40% of all its perps volume; xyz alone did $4.7B///mrvl perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved -14.2% in 24h with $10.7M open interest and $60.1M traded///googl perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved -13.0% in 24h with $305.0M open interest and $547.9M traded///
chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ cat README

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the unofficial meme desk for hyperliquid. the memes are jokes; the numbers come straight from hyperliquid's own data, every story links to its source, and every meme comes with an article on what happened and how to check it yourself.

HYPERLIQUID TODAY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo hyperliquid --today
the numbers that matter right now, each from a public source you can check. updated 29 oct 18:42 utc
HYPE$95.03+17.6% in 24h · -3.0% from its all-time highhyperliquid perp mark price · coingecko
PERPS VOLUME, 24H$7.3B$11.7B open interesthyperliquid info api, all core markets
HIP-3 VOLUME, 24H$4.8Bstocks, gold and other deployed markets · xyz leads with $4.7Bhyperliquid info api, every HIP-3 dex
ASSISTANCE FUND48.3M HYPE$4.6B · daily buys show after a day of snapshotsspotClearinghouseState of 0xfefe…fefe
REVENUE, 24H$2.0M$2.9M fees in 24h · $63.5M revenue in 30 daysdefillama
STAKED HYPE442.0M35 validators · 6 jailed (their stakers earn nothing)hyperliquid info api, validatorSummaries
HYPEREVM VALUE LOCKED$2.8B+5.2% in 30 daysdefillama
HYPE FUNDING+0.030%a day, paid by longs · $2.1B open interest on the HYPE perphyperliquid info api

TODAY'S TOP 3

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo hyperliquid --memes --top 3
the strongest memes of the last 24 hours. every meme is an article: the numbers, where they come from, and how to check them yourself. updated 29 oct 18:50 utc
news score /10 = how surprising the numbers are · meme score /10 = how hot the template is on imgflip right now
meme: now perp on hyperliquid's xyz market drops 27% in 24h, $6.6M open interest
template: "X Will return in Avengers Doomsday" (imgflip #3) · cooked 29 oct 18:42 utc
HIP-3news 9.7/10meme 9.3/10R-0032

now perp on hyperliquid's xyz market drops 27% in 24h, $6.6M open interest

the now perp on xyz, a HIP-3 market (markets anyone can deploy), moved -26.8% in 24h. it saw $14.3M traded against $6.6M open interest, meaning positions turned over more than twice. big single-day moves on stock perps show how fast leverage gets tested on HIP-3 venues.

-26.8%24h
$6.6Mopen interest
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
  1. open app.hyperliquid.xyz, go to the xyz markets and find the now perp
  2. check the 24h change, open interest and volume on the market page
  3. compare with hyperdash to see how open interest changed over the day
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
stock perps on HIP-3 can move hard in one day, so size and leverage matter. thin open interest means liquidations can push the price further.
receipt R-0032 · hyperliquid info api, metaAndAssetCtxs dex=xyz · 29 oct 18:42 utc · by data butcher
meme: hyperliquid $HYPE jumps 14% as ICE and trade.xyz bring regulated perps, solana perps has catching up to do
template: "Things To Say" (imgflip #11) · cooked 29 oct 14:47 utc
TRENDINGnews 10.0/10meme 6.3/10R-0021

hyperliquid $HYPE jumps 14% as ICE and trade.xyz bring regulated perps, solana perps has catching up to do

ICE and Trade[XYZ] announced a US-regulated perpetual futures market on hyperliquid. $HYPE is up 14% in 24h and 17% on the week, now 7% below its all-time high. solana perps needs to catch up.

+14.0%24h
+16.8%7 days
#10market cap rank
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
  1. open a free price site and check $HYPE 24h and 7 day moves
  2. read the ICE and Trade[XYZ] announcement from a news source you trust
  3. compare perps volume on hyperliquid and solana venues on a free data site
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
a regulated perps venue puts hyperliquid in front of a bigger crowd, and solana perps need to catch up. news pumps can fade fast, so size your risk like it might.
receipt R-0021 · coingecko /coins/markets, top 100 by volume · 29 oct 14:30 utc · news: tradersunion https://tradersunion.com/news/market-voices/show/4014445-ice-tradexyz-hyperliquid-launch/, CoinMarketCap https://coinmarketcap.com/top-stories/6ae352711d1ef400a3265a3f/, CoinMarketCap https://coinmarketcap.com/top-stories/6ae352711d1ef400a3265a40/ · by data butcher
meme: HYPE jumps 17.5% to $94.98, 3% under its all-time high
template: "Flying Tesla Roadster" (imgflip #12) · cooked 29 oct 18:39 utc
HYPEnews 10.0/10meme 5.9/10R-0031

HYPE jumps 17.5% to $94.98, 3% under its all-time high

hyperliquid's $HYPE token gained 17.5% in 24h and now sits 3% below its all-time high. the HYPE perp traded $1.8B with $2.1B open interest, and funding is positive at 0.030% a day, so longs are paying to stay in. that means the move is leaning on leverage.

+17.5%HYPE 24h
$94.98price
-3.0%from ATH
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
  1. open app.hyperliquid.xyz and look at the HYPE perp: 24h change, volume and open interest.
  2. check coingecko for the HYPE price and its all-time high.
  3. look at the funding rate on the HYPE perp page to see who is paying whom.
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
a pump this close to the all-time high with open interest above daily volume means a lot of leveraged positions are exposed to a sharp pullback. size positions with that in mind. this is not financial advice.
receipt R-0031 · hyperliquid info api (HYPE perp) + coingecko /coins/markets · 29 oct 18:38 utc · by data butcher
ALSO IN THE KITCHEN
more from the kitchen, newest first, with their scores. tap a meme to see it full size
MEMENEWSMEMEHEADLINETEMPLATECOOKED
meme: GRASS perp drops 12% in 24h with $33M open interest on hyperliquid–/109.3/10GRASS perp drops 12% in 24h with $33M open interest on hyperliquidX Will return in Avengers Doomsday29 oct 06:25 utc

HYPERLIQUID NEWS

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo hyperliquid --news
the stories that matter to hyperliquid users, builders and investors from the last two days, newest first. restated in plain words, never added to; every story links to its source
news image: pump.fun launches hyperliquid-powered perpetual futures with up to 40x leverageimage: CoinMarketCap
PRODUCT29 oct 07:04 utc

pump.fun launches hyperliquid-powered perpetual futures with up to 40x leverage

pump.fun launched hyperliquid-powered perpetual futures with 20-40x leverage, and its pump token rose 5%. the move aligns with broader derivatives and memecoin trends.

source: Pump.fun's PUMP Gains 5% on Hyperliquid Perps Launch · CoinMarketCap
news image: hyperliquid burns 49.87m hype tokens worth $3.89bimage: kucoin
BUYBACKS29 oct 02:06 utc

hyperliquid burns 49.87m hype tokens worth $3.89b

the burn follows $63.5 million in total protocol revenue over the past 30 days and $1.38 billion all-time.

source: Hyperliquid Burns 49.87M HYPE Tokens Worth $3.89B · kucoin

ON X RIGHT NOW

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo hyperliquid --x
who and what the most-liked posts about hyperliquid are talking about, counted post by post. updated 29 oct 18:42 utc
ice and nyse 10 of 37 postselon musk 5 of 37 postsstan druckenmiller 2 of 37 poststrade.xyz 2 of 37 postsanthropic ipo 2 of 37 posts

I am excited to be an investor in trade(xyz) as they partner with ICE to bring 24/7 perpetual futures on Hyperliquid to the United States. As a market participant, I am looking forward to to using their innovative product to enhance my investment process.

@standuquesne · 21k likes

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Hyperliquid $HYPE pumps 13% to $91 after NYSE said it'll bring its perpetual futures to regulated US markets. https://t.co/LKHADcbPwN

@WatcherGuru · 3k likes

ICE and @tradexyz are bringing Hyperliquid-based perps to the U.S. Announced this morning, ICE will operate U.S. regulated versions of @tradexyz’s markets, leveraging their expertise as the leading deployer of real-world-asset perps on Hyperliquid. The new venue will operate separately to ICE’s institutional futures

@ICE_Markets · 1k likes

HYPERLIQUID Say it back 🫵

@phantom · 739 likes

Elon just posted about Hyperliquid. Pumpfun is the only social trading app where you can trade HyperEVM tokens with the fastest transactions & cheapest fees. Hyperliquid https://t.co/8o9qPNWpbb

@PumpfunEco · 463 likes

Elon is going to make a trillion dollars putting Hyperliquid perps on X, the everything application

@pythianism · 439 likes

THE KITCHEN

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ tmux attach -t kitchen
see our agents in action. 5 AI agents, one real log, nothing staged_
[0] forager · watches the worldfinds the memes the internet is captioning right now (imgflip, every 6h) and the hyperliquid news (every round).
18:40 fetch imgflip/top-new → 23 templates
18:40 handoff → chef: 23 templates, 0 new
18:40 fetch bing news, 4 searches → 20 hyperliquid stories
18:40   kept 6 hyperliquid stories
18:41 fetch imgflip/top-new → 23 templates
18:41 handoff → chef: 23 templates, 0 new
18:41 fetch bing news, 4 searches → 30 hyperliquid stories
18:42   kept 6 hyperliquid stories
[1] butcher · crunches hyperliquidpulls hyperliquid's numbers: HYPE, perps, HIP-3 markets, assistance fund buybacks, validators, fees, hyperEVM and polymarket bets, plus the news behind big moves. plain code, no AI, so no number is made up.
18:42 hip-3 markets → 13 facts
18:42 assistance fund → 0 facts
18:42 validators → 0 facts
18:42 fees & revenue → 1 facts
18:42 hyperevm → 0 facts
18:42 core perps → 4 facts
18:42 polymarket → 0 facts
18:42 best: hip3_move:xyz:NOW:2026-10-29 (score 3.35)
[2] chef · pairs numbers with memespicks the most surprising fact and the template that fits it, then writes the meme, the post and the article.
17:47 boss wants #28 changed: "Change meme template"
17:47 rework try 1: boosted:npz2FhoufQ7pKqhGpaipYWacrAkidyW2yDpVWSvpump × Aura (top_bottom) · swapped the template to aura (smug side-eye guy); kept all the text, the post and the news exactly the same.
17:48 try 1: boosted:GJKnJsRiM5ATS4yhwjYRegT3iRsXUvcW1dafJPh8pump × Why would I deceive you   Elizabeth Holmes (top_bottom)
18:38 try 1: hype:2026-10-29:3 × Its La Peace (subtitle)
18:38 try 3: hype:2026-10-29:3 × Flying Tesla Roadster (top_bottom)
18:40 try 1: hip3_move:xyz:NOW:2026-10-29 × X Will return in Avengers Doomsday (tweet_bar)
18:40 try 2: hip3_move:xyz:NOW:2026-10-29 × Its La Peace (subtitle)
18:42 try 1: hip3_move:xyz:NOW:2026-10-29 × X Will return in Avengers Doomsday (tweet_bar)
[3] listener · reads xreads the top posts about hyperliquid on x and counts who and what people are talking about. a name in a third of the posts becomes a story of its own.
15:46 $HYPE talk: trade[xyz] (4 of 17), ice (intercontinental exchange) (2 of 17), stan druckenmiller (2 of 17)
15:46 x search $IDOL → 20 top posts about it (133/30000 this month)
15:46 $IDOL talk: meet48 (17 of 20), weex (3 of 20), gate.io (3 of 20)
18:38 ERR x search: HTTP status client error (429 Too Many Requests) for url (https://api.twitterapi.io/twitter/tweet/advanced_search?query=%28hyperliquid%20OR%20%24HYPE%20OR%20hyperevm%20OR%20%22HIP%2D3%22%29%20%2Dfilter%3Aretweets%20lang%3Aen%20min%5Ffaves%3A20&queryType=Top&cursor=DAACCgACHV0Z%2DZzAJxAKAAMdXRn5nL%5FY8AgABAAAAAILAAUAAADoRW1QQzZ3QUFBZlEvZ0dKTjB2R3AvQUFBQUJNZFhRU0ZhaGN3dVIxZEYvb3ltc0RFSFZ6dlgxcVdjV2tkWFFZQSs1cXdIeDFjMmpnaFdyQ3NIVnlybllHYVVORWRYUDRKWHByUW1SMWRCU2xFbTdEU0hWenRjcUpid01ZZFhQVEl6cG9RbUIxY3ZHUEMxaEdiSFZ6QXZEcGFrUXdkWFBjeC8xYlFnaDFjOWJMdFZsQ3JIVnZTeEhWVzRSb2RYTzdyRE5ZeDh4MWN1SC9IMTZIWkhWemdMeGZiSWNzZFhQVjNDZHBCRnc9PQgABgAAAAAIAAcAAAAADAAICgABHVvSxHVW4RoAAAA)
18:40 x search hyperliquid → 38 top posts about it (172/30000 this month)
18:40 hyperliquid talk: intercontinental exchange (11 of 38), elon musk (6 of 38), jeff yan (4 of 38)
18:42 x search hyperliquid → 37 top posts about it (210/30000 this month)
18:42 hyperliquid talk: ice and nyse (10 of 37), elon musk (5 of 37), stan druckenmiller (2 of 37)
[4] taster · sends it backchecks every number against its receipt and sends weak or unreadable memes back to the chef. only passes reach this page.
17:47 rework: numbers ✓, joke 0.60 (boss decides)
17:48 PASS joke 0.60 · numbers match receipt → served
18:38 SENT BACK joke 0.30: Being 3% from ATH is good news, so the serene delivery has no gap to play against. Swap in a real disaster, like 'down 90% and still holding. its la peace.'
18:38 SENT BACK fact "key hype:2026-10-29:3" or template "671174643" isn't on the list. copy the key and id exactly
18:39 PASS joke 0.60 · numbers match receipt → served
18:40 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 3, 3, 3. use only the fact's numbers
18:40 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 3, 3. use only the fact's numbers
18:42 PASS joke 0.50 · numbers match receipt → served
[kitchen] 0:forager 1:butcher 2:chef* 3:listener 4:tastermemes cooked 24h 5 · sent back by taster 27 · ai $0.97 this month · 29 oct 18:50 utc

TOP 5 MEMES ON EARTH TODAY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo world --trending --top 5
the templates the internet is captioning right now, from imgflip's top-new list (gifs skipped), checked every 6h. our memes use them while they're hot
RANKLOOKS LIKEMEMEON THE LISTWE USED IT
01Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes templatenathan fielder elizabeth holmes
imgflip top-new #1
#1 today
new today
trending 1 day		we did, 29 oct 17:46 utc
02Why would I deceive you templatewhy would i deceive you
imgflip top-new #2
#2 today
new today
trending 1 day		we did, 29 oct 17:01 utc
03X Will return in Avengers Doomsday templatex will return in avengers doomsday
imgflip top-new #3
#3 today
new today
trending 1 day		we did, 29 oct 18:42 utc
04Did you say POTENTIAL blank templatedid you say potential blank
imgflip top-new #4
#4 today
new today
trending 1 day		we did, 29 oct 14:21 utc
06Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen templaterobert pattinson as chris hansen
imgflip top-new #6
#6 today
new today
trending 1 day		we did, 29 oct 11:11 utc