● LIVEhyperliquid ($HYPE, #10 by market cap) moved +12.9% in 24h to $89.86; 8% below its all-time high of $97.96. the HYPE perp traded $2.8B with $1.9B open interest; funding +0.377% a day///intc perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved -23.5% in 24h with $88.4M open interest and $236.2M traded///purrdat perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved +17.3% in 24h with $19.3M open interest and $40.8M traded///prl perp on hyperliquid's io HIP-3 market moved -15.1% in 24h with $5.9M open interest and $2.8M traded///soxl perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved -14.6% in 24h with $25.7M open interest and $247.6M traded///HIP-3 markets (stocks, gold and other perps anyone can deploy) traded $4.9B on hyperliquid in 24h, 25% of all its perps volume; xyz alone did $4.8B///● LIVEhyperliquid ($HYPE, #10 by market cap) moved +12.9% in 24h to $89.86; 8% below its all-time high of $97.96. the HYPE perp traded $2.8B with $1.9B open interest; funding +0.377% a day///intc perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved -23.5% in 24h with $88.4M open interest and $236.2M traded///purrdat perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved +17.3% in 24h with $19.3M open interest and $40.8M traded///prl perp on hyperliquid's io HIP-3 market moved -15.1% in 24h with $5.9M open interest and $2.8M traded///soxl perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved -14.6% in 24h with $25.7M open interest and $247.6M traded///HIP-3 markets (stocks, gold and other perps anyone can deploy) traded $4.9B on hyperliquid in 24h, 25% of all its perps volume; xyz alone did $4.8B///
chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ cat README

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the unofficial meme desk for hyperliquid. the memes are jokes; the numbers come straight from hyperliquid's own data, every story links to its source, and every meme comes with an article on what happened and how to check it yourself.

HYPERLIQUID TODAY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo hyperliquid --today
the numbers that matter right now, each from a public source you can check. updated 30 oct 01:36 utc
HYPE$89.86+12.9% in 24h · -8.3% from its all-time highhyperliquid perp mark price · coingecko
PERPS VOLUME, 24H$15.0B$11.0B open interesthyperliquid info api, all core markets
HIP-3 VOLUME, 24H$4.9Bstocks, gold and other deployed markets · xyz leads with $4.8Bhyperliquid info api, every HIP-3 dex
ASSISTANCE FUND48.4M HYPE$4.3B · daily buys show after a day of snapshotsspotClearinghouseState of 0xfefe…fefe
REVENUE, 24H$0$44k fees in 24h · $61.1M revenue in 30 daysdefillama
STAKED HYPE442.1M35 validators · 6 jailed (their stakers earn nothing)hyperliquid info api, validatorSummaries
HYPEREVM VALUE LOCKED$2.6B+0.3% in 30 daysdefillama
HYPE FUNDING+0.377%a day, paid by longs · $1.9B open interest on the HYPE perphyperliquid info api

TODAY'S TOP 3

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo hyperliquid --memes --top 3
the strongest memes of the last 24 hours. every meme is an article: the numbers, where they come from, and how to check them yourself. updated 30 oct 01:37 utc
news score /10 = how surprising the numbers are · meme score /10 = how hot the template is on imgflip right now
meme: purrdat perp jumps 21.7% in 24h on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market
template: "Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes" (imgflip #1) · cooked 29 oct 19:03 utc
HIP-3news 9.3/10meme 10.0/10R-0033

purrdat perp jumps 21.7% in 24h on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market

the purrdat perp on xyz, a HIP-3 market (markets anyone can deploy on hyperliquid), rose 21.7% in 24h. it holds $21.1M of open interest and traded $34.1M. moves like this show how fast attention can rotate into newly listed, thinner HIP-3 markets.

+21.7%24h
$21.1Mopen interest
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
  1. open app.hyperliquid.xyz and find the xyz markets list, then look up purrdat
  2. check the 24h change, open interest and volume columns
  3. compare the funding rate and price chart against the older, bigger markets
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
fast moves in smaller HIP-3 markets can reverse just as quickly, so size and leverage matter. builders can read it as proof that demand exists for niche listings.
receipt R-0033 · hyperliquid info api, metaAndAssetCtxs dex=xyz · 29 oct 19:03 utc · by data butcher
meme: now perp on hyperliquid's xyz market drops 27% in 24h, $6.6M open interest
template: "X Will return in Avengers Doomsday" (imgflip #3) · cooked 29 oct 18:42 utc
HIP-3news 9.7/10meme 9.3/10R-0032

now perp on hyperliquid's xyz market drops 27% in 24h, $6.6M open interest

the now perp on xyz, a HIP-3 market (markets anyone can deploy), moved -26.8% in 24h. it saw $14.3M traded against $6.6M open interest, meaning positions turned over more than twice. big single-day moves on stock perps show how fast leverage gets tested on HIP-3 venues.

-26.8%24h
$6.6Mopen interest
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
  1. open app.hyperliquid.xyz, go to the xyz markets and find the now perp
  2. check the 24h change, open interest and volume on the market page
  3. compare with hyperdash to see how open interest changed over the day
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
stock perps on HIP-3 can move hard in one day, so size and leverage matter. thin open interest means liquidations can push the price further.
receipt R-0032 · hyperliquid info api, metaAndAssetCtxs dex=xyz · 29 oct 18:42 utc · by data butcher
meme: intc perp on hyperliquid drops -23.5% in 24h with $88.4M open interest
template: "Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen" (imgflip #6) · cooked 30 oct 01:36 utc
HIP-3news 9.5/10meme 8.1/10R-0040

intc perp on hyperliquid drops -23.5% in 24h with $88.4M open interest

the intc perp on xyz, a HIP-3 market (markets anyone can deploy on hyperliquid), fell -23.5% in 24h. it held $88.4M of open interest (the total value of open positions) and traded $236.2M. a traditional stock moving like a memecoin shows how much leverage now sits on stock perps.

-23.5%24h
$88.4Mopen interest
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
  1. open app.hyperliquid.xyz and find the xyz INTC perp in the markets list
  2. check the 24h change, open interest and volume columns
  3. compare with hyperdash to see how positioning looks across the market
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
stock perps on hyperliquid can move as hard as crypto, and they trade around the clock. size your leverage for that, not for how the underlying stock usually behaves.
receipt R-0040 · hyperliquid info api, metaAndAssetCtxs dex=xyz · 30 oct 01:36 utc · by data butcher
ALSO IN THE KITCHEN
more from the kitchen, newest first, with their scores. tap a meme to see it full size
MEMENEWSMEMEHEADLINETEMPLATECOOKED
meme: HYPE jumps 11.4% to $89.71 as NYSE owner ICE links up with hyperliquid10.0/107.4/10HYPE jumps 11.4% to $89.71 as NYSE owner ICE links up with hyperliquidIts La Peace30 oct 00:34 utc
meme: prl perp on io HIP-3 market falls 16.2% in 24h with $6.3M open interest8.7/106.0/10prl perp on io HIP-3 market falls 16.2% in 24h with $6.3M open interestBike Fall29 oct 23:42 utc
meme: koru perp on hyperliquid's xyz market drops 12.1% in 24h on $54.2M traded7.8/106.0/10koru perp on hyperliquid's xyz market drops 12.1% in 24h on $54.2M tradedThis Is Fine29 oct 21:49 utc
meme: intc perp on hyperliquid drops 16.9% in 24h with $62.2M open interest8.8/106.0/10intc perp on hyperliquid drops 16.9% in 24h with $62.2M open interestA train hitting a school bus29 oct 20:55 utc
meme: HYPE jumps 14.5% to $93.38 after Druckenmiller backs trade[xyz] ICE deal10.0/106.6/10HYPE jumps 14.5% to $93.38 after Druckenmiller backs trade[xyz] ICE dealLa Peace29 oct 20:02 utc
meme: HIP-3 markets did $4.6B in 24h, 39% of hyperliquid perps volume8.6/106.0/10HIP-3 markets did $4.6B in 24h, 39% of hyperliquid perps volumeDomino Effect29 oct 19:07 utc
meme: HYPE jumps 17.5% to $94.98, 3% under its all-time high10.0/105.9/10HYPE jumps 17.5% to $94.98, 3% under its all-time highFlying Tesla Roadster29 oct 18:39 utc
meme: hyperliquid $HYPE jumps 14% as ICE and trade.xyz bring regulated perps, solana perps has catching up to do10.0/106.3/10hyperliquid $HYPE jumps 14% as ICE and trade.xyz bring regulated perps, solana perps has catching up to doThings To Say29 oct 14:47 utc
meme: GRASS perp drops 12% in 24h with $33M open interest on hyperliquid–/109.3/10GRASS perp drops 12% in 24h with $33M open interest on hyperliquidX Will return in Avengers Doomsday29 oct 06:25 utc

HYPERLIQUID NEWS

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo hyperliquid --news
the stories that matter to hyperliquid users, builders and investors from the last two days, newest first. restated in plain words, never added to; every story links to its source
news image: pump.fun and fomo back kinetiq's hyperliquid l2 elysium at launchimage: Crypto Economy
PRODUCT29 oct 10:51 utc

pump.fun and fomo back kinetiq's hyperliquid l2 elysium at launch

pump.fun and fomo support the kinetiq hyperliquid l2 elysium at its launch. The article covers its impact on the crypto ecosystem and market trends.

source: Pump.fun And Fomo Support Kinetiq Hyperliquid L2 Elysium At Launch · Crypto Economy

ON X RIGHT NOW

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo hyperliquid --x
who and what the most-liked posts about hyperliquid are talking about, counted post by post. updated 30 oct 01:36 utc
ice x trade[xyz] deal 11 of 38 postsstan druckenmiller 6 of 38 postscz and binance 5 of 38 postselon musk 2 of 38 posts

I am excited to be an investor in trade(xyz) as they partner with ICE to bring 24/7 perpetual futures on Hyperliquid to the United States. As a market participant, I am looking forward to to using their innovative product to enhance my investment process.

@standuquesne · 25k likes

Intercontinental Exchange (ICE) and trade[XYZ] have announced their plan to use Hyperliquid as the infrastructure layer to deploy perpetual futures markets for US traders across crypto, equities, commodities, foreign exchange, and other real-world assets, subject to regulatory approvals. ICE operates NYSE and some of t

@HyperliquidX · 7k likes

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 NYSE owner to bring Hyperliquid $HYPE perpetual futures to regulated US markets. https://t.co/VSlVmrgZxW

@WatcherGuru · 5k likes

If you're looking at hyperliquid:native up 14% and wondering if you missed it, please consider that 99.9% of Americans do not know it exists. We exist inside a very unique bubble here on CT. We are just getting started.

@Matt_Hougan · 3k likes

binance being the largest hack in internet history on the same day that druck and elon post about hyperliquid is some truly insane simulation shit

@mert · 2k likes

greatest investor of all time greatest businessman of all time largest exchange in the world all emphatically bullposting hyperliquid on the same day the future is bright for crypto

@blknoiz06 · 2k likes

THE KITCHEN

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ tmux attach -t kitchen
see our agents in action. 5 AI agents, one real log, nothing staged_
[0] forager · watches the worldfinds the memes the internet is captioning right now (imgflip, every 6h) and the hyperliquid news (every round).
23:41 fetch bing news, 4 searches → 30 hyperliquid stories
23:41   kept 6 hyperliquid stories
00:34 fetch bing news, 4 searches → 30 hyperliquid stories
00:34   kept 6 hyperliquid stories
01:36 fetch imgflip/top-new → 23 templates
01:36 handoff → chef: 23 templates, 0 new
01:36 fetch bing news, 4 searches → 30 hyperliquid stories
01:36   kept 6 hyperliquid stories
[1] butcher · crunches hyperliquidpulls hyperliquid's numbers: HYPE, perps, HIP-3 markets, assistance fund buybacks, validators, fees, hyperEVM and polymarket bets, plus the news behind big moves. plain code, no AI, so no number is made up.
01:36 hip-3 markets → 25 facts
01:36 assistance fund → 0 facts
01:36 validators → 0 facts
01:36 fees & revenue → 0 facts
01:36 hyperevm → 0 facts
01:36 core perps → 23 facts
01:36 polymarket → 0 facts
01:36 best: hip3_move:xyz:INTC:2026-10-30 (score 2.94)
[2] chef · pairs numbers with memespicks the most surprising fact and the template that fits it, then writes the meme, the post and the article.
22:45 try 2: hip3_move:io:PRL:2026-10-29 × Left Exit 12 Off Ramp (boxes)
23:42 classics that fit: Gru's Plan, Waiting Skeleton, Sad Pablo Escobar, Bike Fall, Buff Doge vs. Cheems, This Is Fine, Panik Kalm Panik, Surprised Pikachu
23:42 try 1: hip3_move:io:PRL:2026-10-29 × Bike Fall (boxes)
23:42 try 2: hip3_move:io:PRL:2026-10-29 × Bike Fall (boxes)
00:34 classics that fit: Two Buttons, Left Exit 12 Off Ramp, Gru's Plan, Bike Fall, Mother Ignoring Kid Drowning In A Pool, Expanding Brain, This Is Fine, Surprised Pikachu
00:34 try 1: hype:2026-10-30:2 × Its La Peace (subtitle)
01:36 classics that fit: Left Exit 12 Off Ramp, Gru's Plan, Bike Fall, Buff Doge vs. Cheems, Mother Ignoring Kid Drowning In A Pool, This Is Fine, Surprised Pikachu, Blank Nut Button
01:36 try 1: hip3_move:xyz:INTC:2026-10-30 × Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen (subtitle)
[3] listener · reads xreads the top posts about hyperliquid on x and counts who and what people are talking about. a name in a third of the posts becomes a story of its own.
22:45 x search hyperliquid → 36 top posts about it (464/30000 this month)
22:45 hyperliquid talk: ice (nyse owner) (6 of 36), elon musk (4 of 36), trade[xyz] (3 of 36)
23:42 x search hyperliquid → 38 top posts about it (504/30000 this month)
23:42 hyperliquid talk: elon musk (5 of 38), elysium (4 of 38), ice intercontinental exchange (3 of 38)
00:34 x search hyperliquid → 37 top posts about it (543/30000 this month)
00:34 hyperliquid talk: elysium (6 of 37), stan druckenmiller (4 of 37), ice and nyse (4 of 37)
01:36 x search hyperliquid → 38 top posts about it (582/30000 this month)
01:36 hyperliquid talk: ice x trade[xyz] deal (11 of 38), stan druckenmiller (6 of 38), cz and binance (5 of 38)
[4] taster · sends it backchecks every number against its receipt and sends weak or unreadable memes back to the chef. only passes reach this page.
21:48 SENT BACK joke 0.50: The bubble text collides with the template's printed 'THIS IS FINE' and is hard to read. Remove or cover the original lettering, or shorten the line and keep it inside the bubble.
21:49 PASS joke 0.55 · numbers match receipt → served
22:45 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 2. use only the fact's numbers
22:45 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 12. use only the fact's numbers
23:42 SENT BACK joke 0.70: Move the text off the riders: in panel 2 the bike covers "margin" and "wick", and in panel 3 the text runs over the fallen body and cuts into "I'm". Shorten panel 1 so it doesn't sit across the rider's head.
23:42 PASS joke 0.60 · numbers match receipt → served
00:34 PASS joke 0.55 · numbers match receipt → served
01:36 PASS joke 0.55 · numbers match receipt → served
[kitchen] 0:forager 1:butcher 2:chef* 3:listener 4:tastermemes cooked 24h 12 · sent back by taster 34 · ai $1.35 this month · 30 oct 01:37 utc

TOP 5 MEMES ON EARTH TODAY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo world --trending --top 5
the templates the internet is captioning right now, from imgflip's top-new list (gifs skipped), checked every 6h. our memes use them while they're hot
RANKLOOKS LIKEMEMEON THE LISTWE USED IT
01Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes templatenathan fielder elizabeth holmes
imgflip top-new #1
#1 today
= same as yesterday
trending 1 day		we did, 29 oct 19:03 utc
02Why would I deceive you templatewhy would i deceive you
imgflip top-new #2
#2 today
= same as yesterday
trending 1 day		we did, 29 oct 17:01 utc
03X Will return in Avengers Doomsday templatex will return in avengers doomsday
imgflip top-new #3
#3 today
= same as yesterday
trending 1 day		we did, 29 oct 18:42 utc
04Did you say POTENTIAL blank templatedid you say potential blank
imgflip top-new #4
#4 today
= same as yesterday
trending 1 day		we did, 29 oct 14:21 utc
06Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen templaterobert pattinson as chris hansen
imgflip top-new #6
#6 today
= same as yesterday
trending 1 day		we did, 30 oct 01:36 utc