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the meme desk for crypto, finance and the world, with solana, pump.fun and hyperliquid closest to home. the memes are jokes; every story links to its source, every number has a receipt, and every meme comes with an article on what happened and how to check it yourself.

THE NEWSROOM, LIVE

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo newsroom --last 24h --everything

everything the agents read on x in the last day and what it became: accounts → posts → stories → memes. nothing hidden: what was used, what was skipped and why. drag, zoom, tap a dot. updated 30 oct 18:54 utc

POSTS READ766watchlist, elon, story follows, rising

SKIPPED, WITH A REASON46the editor's notable passes

USED IN STORIES35posts a story was built on

STORIES63stories and new angles filed

MEMES COOKED606 posted · 19 sent back

tap a dot
accounts → their posts → the stories they became → the memes. green: used in a story · red: skipped · orange: rising · grey: read, not picked

account post read used skipped rising story (blue lines join its angles; dashed: found under it, not used) meme sent back · published memes show as their picture

FILTERED OUT

the notable posts the editor passed on, and why. if one should have been cooked, 🍳 sends it to the kitchen

WHO	POST	LIKES	WHY IT WAS SKIPPED
@elonmusk 6h ago	My biggest concern is that if there is a clean sweep by Democrats of the House, Senate and Presidency in 2028, they will: 1. Make DC and Puerto Rico states to gain a strong majority in the Senate.	249k likes	old news, covered in elon 2028 warning	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 6h ago	RT @prattprattpratt: Before Hollywood, I was living in a van in Hawaii and waiting tables at Bubba Gump Shrimp Company. One day, the incred…	133k likes	unrelated Elon RT of Chris Pratt story	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 6h ago	🇺🇸🇺🇸 I voted early today in Texas!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸	90k likes	old news, already used in the meanwhile angles	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 6h ago	Our second product is called Blindsight and it will, as the name suggests, enable even those who are completely blind or have never seen to see. It is ready from an engineering standpoint. Just waiti	68k likes	Blindsight already used in the meanwhile angles	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 6h ago	Everyday is Zeroday	58k likes	Covered already in the Zeroday angle	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 5h ago	Four years ago … And that is exactly what happened	38k likes	Elon midterm posts, already covered	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 6h ago	Vote Republican!	32k likes	'Vote Republican!' already covered	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 6h ago	Report voter fraud to the government	30k likes	voter fraud reply, old and not connected to the markets	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 6h ago	Interesting	28k likes	Covered already (ICE perps, Elon says Interesting)	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 3h ago	Democrats will execute their plan to end democracy in America if they gain control	25k likes	Elon midterm posts already covered several times	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 3h ago	This is literally their plan and they say it out loud!	24k likes	More of the same Elon midterm posting	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 4h ago	The Democrats intend to cement one-party rule forever and make “democracy” meaningless, as they have done in California	20k likes	Elon midterm rant, same angle as earlier ones	🍳 cook
@WatcherGuru 4h ago	JUST IN: 🇰🇵 North Korea's $6,300,000,000 Binance crypto hack is the largest heist in human history. https://t.co/6MQu8AkYAa	19k likes	hack framing already covered, 4h old	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 6h ago	This is what really matters	17k likes	old, loose political reply	🍳 cook
@EricLDaugh 5h ago	🚨 BREAKING OVERNIGHT: Elon Musk tells millions of Americans that they must vote red or a Democrat SWEEP would result in DC/Puerto Rico statehood (new blue seats), amnesty for millions of illegals and	13k likes	midterm politics, covered by the elon 2028 warning story	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 4h ago	In his own words	11k likes	Talarico politics reply, covered by the midterm push	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 75 min ago	The Democrat Party is racist against Asians and Whites	11k likes	culture-war post, not tied to markets or crypto	🍳 cook
@Pirat_Nation 29 min ago	OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says it’s “quite terrible” that people have so much DRAM sitting in their own PCs instead of being used in data centers. “Everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of	8k likes	Altman RAM already covered	🍳 cook
@KobeissiLetter 4h ago	BREAKING: Intel, $INTC, extends losses to -30% on the day, now on track for its biggest decline on record. Not even the Dot-Com bubble or 1970s saw a decline in $INTC like this. https://t.co/nQgX594I	7k likes	Intel crash covered already	🍳 cook
@heyibinance 3h ago	User funds are SAFU. https://t.co/IdPNTMGudM	6k likes	'User funds are SAFU' from heyibinance is a rehash of CZ's line	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 3h ago	Tesla Model Y long wheel base variant	6k likes	Tesla Model Y post, off-topic and no clear tie	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 2h ago	I miss Larry Page	6k likes	Elon 'I miss Larry Page' is big (347k views) but not tied to a running thread; loose nostalgia	🍳 cook
@cz_binance 2h ago	Saw a few discussions about size of hack, why impact to bitcoin price is small, etc. 👇 $6.3 billion is the biggest in USD terms, but not in BTC terms. MtGox was 650,000 BTC! Other important numbers	6k likes	CZ replies already covered	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 1h ago	RT @TMZ: Ilhan Omar's Ex-Husband, Rumored to Be Her Brother, Says He's Gay https://t.co/0dH3mD0WvZ	5k likes	Elon retweeting TMZ gossip, not connected to markets	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 2h ago	RT @thirtythree: I still think this needs to be hung in the Louvre https://t.co/U0Nlk5QN0P	4k likes	Elon RT of a Louvre joke, not connected	🍳 cook

MARKETS TODAY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo markets --today

the coins and the volume that matter right now, each from a public source you can check. updated 30 oct 18:49 utc

BTC$76,654-4.9% in 24hcoingecko

ETH$2,225-4.3% in 24hcoingecko

SOL$93.90-6.5% in 24hcoingecko

HYPE$89.31-5.6% in 24hcoingecko

BNB$696.84-6.2% in 24hcoingecko

FEAR & GREED30fearalternative.me

SOLANA DEX VOLUME, 24H$2.3B+32.4% vs the day beforedefillama

PUMP.FUN VOLUME, 24H$127.3M+3.7% vs the day beforedefillama

HYPERLIQUID PERPS, 24H$16.1B$11.2B open interest · $5.0B on HIP-3 marketshyperliquid info api

PUMP.FUN RIGHT NOW

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo pump --moving

the pump.fun coins moving right now, graduated or still on the curve, with their risk flags. data from geckoterminal, dexscreener and rugcheck. not advice: most of these go to zero. updated 30 oct 18:48 utc

COIN	MCAP	1H · 24H	VOLUME 24H	BUYS / SELLS 1H	GRADUATED	RISK FLAGS
$HI	$109k	+31% · +432%	$15.6M	6439 / 4423	2h ago	large amount of lp unlocked, low amount of lp providers
$FRY	$1.7M	+1% · +311%	$66.8M	2868 / 2667	18h ago	large amount of lp unlocked, low amount of lp providers
$HYPERCHAN @hyperchanonx	$1.5M	+1% · +349%	$3.4M	8520 / 6457	15h ago
$NIO	$1.5M	-6% · +404%	$4.2M	3580 / 2301	218h ago
$PQC @pqcmarket	$88k	+14% · +407%	$213k	53 / 59	544h ago	creator history of rugged tokens
$SI	$20k	-27% · -66%	$2.0M	68 / 56	22h ago
$ZERODAY	$16k	-22% · -63%	$2.9M	17 / 45	20h ago
$CTO	$127k	+0% · +121%	$10.5M	0 / 0	7h ago
$OREN	$81k	-13% · -23%	$323k	129 / 68	30h ago
$HI	$939k	+13% · +2%	$2.7M	770 / 806	26h ago
$three	$563k	+4% · +31%	$276k	20 / 25	4427h ago
$CLAUDIA	$2.1M	+7% · -3%	$1.1M	62 / 107	569h ago

TODAY'S TOP 3

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo memes --top 3

the strongest memes of the last 24 hours. every meme is an article: the numbers, where they come from, and how to check them yourself. updated 30 oct 18:54 utc

news score /10 = how surprising the numbers are · meme score /10 = how hot the template is on imgflip right now

meme: elon says a 2028 dem sweep would be 'game over for america', 150k likes

template: "Elizabeth Holmes" (imgflip #7) · cooked 30 oct 12:57 utc

HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 7.8/10R-0071

elon says a 2028 dem sweep would be 'game over for america', 150k likes

elon posted that if democrats win the house, senate and presidency in 2028, they could make dc and puerto rico states, legalize people living in the us illegally and expand the supreme court. he said the fix is 51 republican senators in 2029. he also said he voted early in texas and told people to 'vote republican!'. the posts got about 7M views. markets are wobbling the same day, but the link between the two is our read, not something he said.

HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF

open @elonmusk on X and find the three posts: the 2028 warning, the early vote and 'Vote Republican!'
check the view and like counts on the main post
compare with btc on coingecko the same day to see the market backdrop yourself

WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
the richest man in crypto-adjacent culture is openly campaigning, so expect political headlines to keep feeding the news cycle. treat it as noise unless policy actually moves, and this is not financial advice.

receipt R-0071 · x: https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2116039632743702637 https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2116037732845957434 https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2116042226598056033 · 30 oct 12:57 utc · by data butcher

meme: YC-backed startup raises $1.3M for glasses that turn silent mouthing into text

template: "original: a tiny cartoon man in a plain grey hoodie sits alone at a desk in a dim room wearing chunky smart glasses, lips pressed shut. A hu" (drawn for this story) · cooked 30 oct 18:53 utc

HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 6.0/10R-0112

YC-backed startup raises $1.3M for glasses that turn silent mouthing into text

AarushYadav47 says his startup has raised $1.3M from YC and Afore Capital. The product is a pair of glasses that track the muscles used for internal speech with non-contact sensing. They decode silent, almost invisible mouthing into text at more than 200 words per minute. Pre-orders are now live. The claims come from the founder's post on X; independent testing of the accuracy and speed has not been published.

$1.3Mraised

200+words per minute

HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF

Read the founder's original post on X from @AarushYadav47 for the funding and pre-order details.
Look for independent demos or reviews that test the 200+ words per minute claim in real conditions.
Check the pre-order page for specs, price, shipping dates and refund terms before paying.

WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
Silent-speech input is an early hardware bet on typing without hands or voice. Seed money from YC and Afore buys a prototype and a pre-order list, not proof that it works outside a demo. Accuracy across different users and settings is the thing to watch.

receipt R-0112 · screenshot sent by the boss: @AarushYadav47 on X · 30 oct 18:53 utc · by data butcher

meme: nasdaq sheds $1.7T as democrat sweep odds hit a record 72%

template: "original: the grey wojak with tired eyes works the counter of a fast-food restaurant in a warm muted uniform and paper cap with a clear NASD" (drawn for this story) · cooked 30 oct 18:49 utc

HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 6.0/10R-0111

nasdaq sheds $1.7T as democrat sweep odds hit a record 72%

the nasdaq 100 fell nearly 5% on the day, wiping out about $1.7T in market cap, according to kobeissi. on the same day, market-implied odds of a democrat sweep in next week's midterms rose from 65% to 72%, a record and up 7 points in 2 days. kobeissi says the timing is noteworthy and the trump administration had not yet commented. he adds that treasury yields are barely easing, leaving high rates, a falling stock market, oil above $100 and rising CPI, PPI and PCE inflation. the link between the selloff and the odds is kobeissi's framing, not something proven. the same day elon spent warning that a democrat sweep means 'game over' makes the collision of politics and markets hard to ignore.

HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF

check the nasdaq 100 intraday move and market cap loss on a live quote page
check the sweep odds on the prediction market itself and its 2-day history
look for any administration comment after the posts

WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
markets and election odds moved together today, but the cause is unproven. the next week of midterm news will show whether the pairing holds.

receipt R-0111 · x: https://x.com/KobeissiLetter/status/2116240066142154894 https://x.com/KobeissiLetter/status/2116235618984538493 · 30 oct 18:48 utc · by data butcher

ALSO IN THE KITCHEN

more from the kitchen, newest first, with their scores. tap a meme to see it full size

NEWS	MEME	HEADLINE	TEMPLATE	COOKED
10.0/10	6.0/10	altman says your ram is 'quite terrible' where it is, wants it in data centers	astronaut meme always has been template	30 oct 18:39 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	anthropic may ipo as junk, per ft	original: The grey wojak with tired eyes works the counter of a fast-food restaurant in a warm muted uniform and paper cap with a clear Anth	30 oct 18:02 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	anthropic's mega-ipo may debut with a junk credit rating	original: the grey wojak with tired eyes works the counter of a fast-food restaurant in a warm muted uniform and paper cap with a clear Anth	30 oct 17:15 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	trump says inflation is 'way down' and a 'golden age' is here, while markets bleed	original: The grey wojak with tired eyes works the counter at a fast-food restaurant in a red-white-blue stars-and-stripes uniform and paper	30 oct 16:50 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	anthropic may get a junk rating after its IPO, blackstone warns	original: The grey wojak with tired eyes works a dead-end fa	30 oct 16:50 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	someone turned $13K of intel puts into $1.8M the day intel crashed	original: A tiny cartoon frog in a cheap suit sits at a trad	30 oct 16:17 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	secret service and circle are chasing the binance haul, and the freeze button is doing the heavy lifting	original: A cartoon detective office with a huge cork board	30 oct 15:38 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	elon posts 'vote republican!' under a texas club photo	original: A tiny cartoon frog in a cheap suit sits at a trad	30 oct 15:14 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	Trump reportedly furious as ex-lawyer lands $10M-a-year deal from family of pardoned billionaire	original: A cartoon cat in a tiny suit sits at a desk and st	30 oct 15:08 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	degens with 3 sol are monitoring the binance hack situation	original: A tiny sad frog sits alone in a huge dark empty ro	30 oct 15:04 utc

THE NEWS

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo news --last 48h

the stories that matter to crypto traders and investors from the last two days, newest first: solana, pump.fun and hyperliquid first, then the rest of crypto, finance and the world. restated in plain words, never added to; every story links to its source

news image: pump.fun launches hyperliquid-powered perps with up to 40x leverage

image: CoinMarketCap

PUMP.FUN29 oct 07:04 utc

pump.fun launches hyperliquid-powered perps with up to 40x leverage

pump.fun launched perpetual futures powered by hyperliquid with 20-40x leverage. The token PUMP rose 5% on the news.

source: Pump.fun's PUMP Gains 5% on Hyperliquid Perps Launch · CoinMarketCap

news image: hype jumps 17% after nyse owner ice picks hyperliquid for us perps markets

image: CoinCentral

HYPERLIQUID30 oct 01:11 utc

hype jumps 17% after nyse owner ice picks hyperliquid for us perps markets

hype climbed 17.4% to $93.74 on oct. 29 after ice, the nyse owner, announced plans for regulated us perpetual futures markets built on the network.

source: Hyperliquid (HYPE) Price: NYSE Owner Picks Its Network and the Token Jumps 17% · CoinCentral

news image: every crypto is down except hyperliquid, which rose more than 18%

image: Yahoo Finance

HYPERLIQUID29 oct 20:54 utc

every crypto is down except hyperliquid, which rose more than 18%

crypto traders lost $1.49 billion to liquidations in one day, yet hype rose over 18%. The rally followed an ice deal and backing from stanley druckenmiller.

source: Every Crypto is Down, Except HyperLiquid. Why? · Yahoo Finance

HACK30 oct 11:14 utc

north korea linked to $6.4 billion binance hack, biggest crypto theft ever

hackers stole an estimated $6.4 billion from binance, the world's largest crypto exchange. It is the biggest digital asset theft in history, well above the previous $1.5 billion record.

source: North Korea’s $6 Billion Binance Hack Exposes Crypto’s Worsening Security Problem · Forbes

news image: bitcoin held up better than expected after the record binance hack

image: CNBC

BITCOIN30 oct 10:54 utc

bitcoin held up better than expected after the record binance hack

bitcoin was down about 4% on friday afternoon, less than a day after the biggest crypto hack in history.

source: Why bitcoin held up better after the record Binance hack · CNBC

news image: fake crypto trading app on apple app store linked to solana wallet theft

image: The420.in

HACK30 oct 05:17 utc

fake crypto trading app on apple app store linked to solana wallet theft

a fraudulent crypto trading app previously on apple's app store is linked to about $23,000 stolen from 27 solana wallets.

source: Fake Crypto App on Apple App Store Linked to ₹22 Lakh Wallet Theft · The420.in

news image: nasdaq dives over 3% as ai spending worries grip wall street

image: Yahoo Finance

MARKETS30 oct 06:16 utc

nasdaq dives over 3% as ai spending worries grip wall street

us stock futures sank on the last trading day of the month after amazon and alphabet earnings revived concerns about big tech spending on ai. the nasdaq dove over 3%, with the s&p 500 and dow also falling.

source: Stock market today: Nasdaq dives over 3%, S&P 500 and Dow tank as AI reckoning grips Wall Street · Yahoo Finance

news image: $510 billion wiped from alphabet in stock market rout after profit falls 25%

image: UPI

MARKETS30 oct 01:08 utc

$510 billion wiped from alphabet in stock market rout after profit falls 25%

alphabet's market value plunged after it reported third quarter profit down 25%, partly due to google's ai search mode weighing on ad sales.

source: $510B wiped from Google parent company Alphabet in stock market rout · UPI

ON X RIGHT NOW

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo x --top

who and what the most-liked crypto posts on x are talking about, counted post by post. updated 30 oct 18:46 utc

bitcoin giveaways 10 of 28 postsbinance hack 4 of 28 postsus stock market crash 4 of 28 postsmichael saylor 2 of 28 posts

I am excited to be an investor in trade(xyz) as they partner with ICE to bring 24/7 perpetual futures on Hyperliquid to the United States. As a market participant, I am looking forward to to using their innovative product to enhance my investment process.

@standuquesne · 28k likes

Saying there’s no reason to buy Bitcoin because anyone can create a cryptocurrency is like saying there’s no reason to learn English because anyone can invent a language.

@saylor · 22k likes

I said that if $BTC dumps to $77,000, I’d give away $10,000 in Bitcoin to 5 people. Well, we made it. As promised, I’m giving away $10,000 in $Bitcoin to 5 lucky winners today. To enter: ✅ Like ✅ Retweet ✅ Comment “BTC” 🔔 Entries close in 24 hours. Good luck! https://t.co/AN2plO45ff

@Bitcoinprof0637 · 17k likes

🚨 INSANE CRASH $940 BILLION has been wipedout from US stocks at market open today. AI trade is breaking.... https://t.co/cqjyXukeXv

@cryptorover · 10k likes

The most profitable trader in crypto history https://t.co/fXo6f2YUQF

@zubic_eth · 9k likes

Hi #cPenNetwork community, 🎉 Happy Attention Day! Today is cPen’s first HATN mining holiday, celebrating an idea at the heart of everything we build: human attention matters. In the AI era, machines can generate content, answers and code in seconds. But your attention remains limited. It’s personal, and you choose w

@cPenCoreTeam · 9k likes

THE KITCHEN

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ tmux attach -t kitchen

see our agents in action. 5 AI agents, one real log, nothing staged_

[0] forager · watches the worldfinds the memes the internet is captioning right now plus the all-time classics (imgflip), and the news every round.

17:11   kept 8 stories
17:37 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 5 stories
17:37   kept 2 stories
17:59 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 40 stories
17:59   kept 8 stories
18:23 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 0 stories
18:46 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 39 stories
18:46   kept 8 stories

[1] butcher · crunches the numberspulls the market numbers that back a story up: prices, volumes and onchain data from hyperliquid, solana, pump.fun, coingecko, defillama and polymarket. plain code, no AI, so no number is made up.

16:48 pump.fun coins moving: $HYPERCHAN +325%, $FRY +267%, $TraderTraitor -47%, $HEXN -1%, $HI +215%
16:49 pump.fun coins moving: $HYPERCHAN +324%, $FRY +262%, $TraderTraitor -50%, $HEXN +5%, $NIO +271%
16:51 pump.fun coins moving: $HYPERCHAN +324%, $FRY +268%, $TraderTraitor -47%, $NIO +282%, $HEXN +3%
17:14 pump.fun coins moving: $NIO +405%, $FRY +292%, $HYPERCHAN +341%, $PQC +312%, $HI +244%
17:40 pump.fun coins moving: $NIO +534%, $FRY +297%, $HYPERCHAN +361%, $HEXN -86%, $PQC +329%
18:02 pump.fun coins moving: $HI +332%, $NIO +486%, $HYPERCHAN +389%, $FRY +306%, $HEXN -87%
18:25 pump.fun coins moving: $HI +361%, $FRY +305%, $HYPERCHAN +351%, $NIO +382%, $ZERODAY -59%
18:48 pump.fun coins moving: $HI +432%, $FRY +311%, $HYPERCHAN +349%, $NIO +404%, $PQC +407%

[2] chef · cooks the storypicks the story that matters most and the template that fits its shape, trending or classic, then writes the meme, the post and the article.

07:22 try 2: hip3_move:xyz:SOXL:2026-10-30 × Gru's Plan (boxes)
07:25 classics that fit: Drake Hotline Bling, Two Buttons, Gru's Plan, Running Away Balloon, Waiting Skeleton, Expanding Brain, This Is Fine, Surprised Pikachu
07:25 try 1: news:caa7dfe7d698e3f4 × Two Buttons (boxes)
07:25 try 2: news:caa7dfe7d698e3f4 × Two Buttons (boxes)
07:51 classics that fit: Two Buttons, Always Has Been, Gru's Plan, Disaster Girl, This Is Fine, Spider Man Triple, Grim Reaper Knocking Door, Surprised Pikachu
07:51 try 1: news:30ba2e2a0275afbe × Always Has Been (tweet_bar)
15:20 ERR cooking #55: 3 tries and the original didn't work out
16:51 ERR cooking #59: 3 tries and the original didn't work out

[3] listener · reads xreads the top crypto posts on x and counts who and what people are talking about. a name in a third of the posts becomes a story of its own.

18:46 x talk: bitcoin giveaways (10 of 28), binance hack (4 of 28), us stock market crash (4 of 28)
18:47 following "binance hack": 17 top posts from anyone
18:47 following "anthropic ipo junk": 20 top posts from anyone
18:47 following "elon 2028 warning": 19 top posts from anyone
18:48 trending "Binance": 20 top posts
18:48 trending "Sam Altman": 5 top posts
18:48 watchlist: 4 new posts from 20 accounts (5064/300000 reads this month)
18:48 market mood: 75 of the top 100 coins red over 1h, 80 over 24h. ⚠️ BROAD SELL-OFF: most of the market is red. $BTC -0.2% 1h / -4.9% 24h · $ETH +0.6% 1h / -4.2% 24h

[4] taster · checks the receiptschecks every number and claim against its source, and sends unreadable memes back to the chef. it learns what good looks like from every meme that goes out.

06:53 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 9, 11. use only the fact's numbers
07:22 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 9, 10, 3. use only the fact's numbers
07:22 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3. use only the fact's numbers
07:25 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3. use only the fact's numbers
07:25 PASS numbers match receipt · taste 0.60 → served
07:51 PASS numbers match receipt · taste 0.60 → served
18:38 SENT BACK numbers not in the receipt: 95
18:38 SENT BACK numbers not in the receipt: 95

[kitchen] 0:forager 1:butcher 2:chef* 3:listener 4:tastermemes cooked 24h 34 · sent back by taster 35 · ai $6.53 this month · 30 oct 18:54 utc

TOP 5 MEMES ON EARTH TODAY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo world --trending --top 5

the templates the internet is captioning right now, from imgflip's top-new list (gifs skipped), checked every 6h. our memes use them while they're hot

RANK	MEME	ON THE LIST	WE USED IT
01	nathan fielder elizabeth holmes imgflip top-new #1	#1 today new today trending 2 days	we did, 30 oct 09:01 utc
02	why would i deceive you imgflip top-new #2	#2 today new today trending 2 days	we did, 30 oct 04:51 utc
03	x will return in avengers doomsday imgflip top-new #3	#3 today new today trending 2 days	we did, 29 oct 18:42 utc
04	did you say potential blank imgflip top-new #4	#4 today new today trending 2 days	we did, 30 oct 02:37 utc
06	elizabeth holmes imgflip top-new #6	#6 today new today trending 2 days	we did, 30 oct 12:57 utc